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2 old nearly deaf guys are sitting on a park bench.

Posted on September 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

When one says to the other.

Guy 1 – Boy, sure is windy!

Guy 2 – No it's not, it's Thursday!

Guy 1 – Yeah, me too, let's go get a beer.

Joke Poo: Stuck in Space

Two astronauts, both middle-aged and prone to getting lost in thought, are tethered together outside the International Space Station, performing repairs.

Astronaut 1: (muttering into his comm) These solar panels are a real pain in the butt!

Astronaut 2: (slightly distracted) No, it’s Uranus!

Astronaut 1: Yeah, I know, let’s go get some Tang.

Alright, let’s break down this classic deafness joke!

Joke Dissection:

  • Core Element: Misunderstanding due to hearing loss.
  • Structure: Three-part setup leading to a punchline driven by misinterpreted words.
  • Humor: Arises from the escalating absurdity of the conversation, highlighting the communication breakdown and the shared experience of being hard of hearing. It’s also relatable – everyone has experienced miscommunication at some point.
  • Key Words/Concepts: Wind/Thursday, Windy/I’m also…

Enrichment & New Humor Creation:

Here are a few ways to build upon this joke:

1. Amusing ‘Did You Know’ Observation:

“Did you know that the word ‘presbycusis,’ which describes age-related hearing loss, comes from the Greek words ‘presbys’ (old man) and ‘akousis’ (hearing)? So, essentially, it literally translates to ‘old man hearing.’ Which, judging by this joke, is hilariously accurate in its tendency to misinterpret everything! You’d think the Greeks would have invented subtitles by now.”

2. A related joke:

Two elderly friends, Agnes and Mildred, are enjoying afternoon tea.

Agnes leans in and says, “Mildred, you know, my hearing isn’t what it used to be. I went to the doctor, and he said there’s nothing they can do. It’s just a consequence of getting older.”

Mildred pauses, then replies, “Play a song, Mildred? I don’t know how!”

Agnes, slightly exasperated, shouts, “It’s getting old!”

Mildred perks up, “Well, thank you dear. You are looking a bit old to!”

3. Using Factual Knowledge:

“This joke always reminds me of the fact that consonants, particularly higher-frequency ones like ‘s,’ ‘f,’ and ‘th,’ are often the first sounds to go when hearing declines. So, mistaking ‘windy’ for ‘Thursday’ is actually quite plausible! Maybe these guys should invest in hearing aids that boost consonant clarity. Or, you know, just write everything down. Imagine their grocery list: ‘Milk’ becomes ‘Silk,’ ‘Bread’ becomes ‘Red’… could get interesting.”

4. Observational Humor:

“The beauty of this joke is it perfectly encapsulates the ‘selective hearing’ phenomenon that affects us all, regardless of age. We all hear what we want to hear, don’t we? Maybe Guy 2 really wanted it to be Thursday. And Guy 1 definitely wanted a beer. Hearing loss is just a convenient excuse.”

5. A modern-day variation:

Two friends are texting. One is using voice-to-text.

Friend 1 (voice-to-text): “Heading to the park now, will you be home soon?”

Friend 2: “Sorry, I’ll need that loan a different time!”

Friend 1: “What are you talking about? Want me to ping you?”

Friend 2: “No, he never said anything about that.”

Friend 1: “Texting is a pain!”

The humor here comes from the voice-to-text software, a modern-day cause of auditory miscommunication, standing in for the hearing loss. The escalation of misunderstanding and non-sequiturs still drives the joke.

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