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People who have othodontic appliances on their teeth disgust me.

Posted on July 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

Does that make me a bracist?

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled “Joke Poo”:

Original Joke:

People who have orthodontic appliances on their teeth disgust me.

Does that make me a bracist?

Joke Poo: People who exclusively eat green vegetables disgust me.

Does that make me a saladist?

Alright, let’s break down this “bracist” joke and then whip up some comedic enhancements.

Joke Dissection:

  • Core Joke: It’s a pun. It plays on the word “racist” by replacing “race” with “brace,” referencing orthodontic braces.
  • Humor Source: The humor comes from the unexpected replacement and the absurdity of applying a serious term like “racist” to a trivial (or, in this case, aesthetic) preference. It’s also slightly edgy because it directly references a sensitive social issue (racism).
  • Key Elements:
    • “Racist”: A loaded word with significant social and historical weight.
    • “Braces”: A common orthodontic device.
    • Pun/Wordplay: The core mechanism of the joke.

Comedic Enhancements:

Here are a few options playing off the original, ranging from more pun-based to factually-infused humor:

1. The Extended Pun:

People who have orthodontic appliances disgust me. Does that make me a bracist? I mean, I’m not completely against them. I’m not saying braces are inferior or that they have no place in society. I just prefer my teeth a little more… untethered. So maybe I’m more of a bracist-ish.

(Why it works): This exaggerates the original joke by running with the “bracist” concept and sarcastically applying more racist-like justification.

2. The “Did You Know?” Twist:

People who have orthodontic appliances on their teeth disgust me. Does that make me a bracist? You know, did you know that early forms of braces were actually found in ancient Egyptian tombs? Talk about an archaeological aversion! I guess I’m just not a fan of ancient orthodontic oppression!
(Note: Braces were used on mummies to ensure correct alignment of teeth so that the deceased would be beautiful in the afterlife.)

(Why it works): It adds an unexpected layer of information about the history of braces. The additional jokes uses absurd phrases related to the factual “ancient braces” to make it a pun-based joke.

3. The Braces-Themed Scenario:

People who have orthodontic appliances on their teeth disgust me. Does that make me a bracist? I went to a dental convention recently, and it was a nightmare. Just rows and rows of people smiling at me with metal mouths. I felt like I was in a maximum-security smile facility! I almost called the authorities to report an incident of mass orthodontic offenses!

(Why it works): It creates a vivid, slightly surreal scenario that amplifies the initial (over-the-top) disgust with braces.

4. The Self-Deprecating Observation:

People who have orthodontic appliances on their teeth disgust me. Does that make me a bracist? Honestly, I’m probably just jealous. They’re all on their way to having perfectly aligned teeth, while I’m stuck here with my overbite and a deep-seated resentment for anything remotely shiny and metal. Maybe I am a bracist. A bracist filled with orthodontic envy and poor dental hygiene!

(Why it works): This takes the initial “disgust” and turns it into a self-aware, relatable observation about insecurity and envy. It ends with the admission that the character is just having a moment of anger.

In Summary: The key to enriching this type of joke is to either expand on the pun in creative ways, introduce unexpected factual information related to the joke’s elements, or use the joke as a springboard for a broader comedic observation or scenario. You can play around with the tone, from sarcastic to absurd to self-deprecating, to find the humor that lands best.

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