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What do you call someone who’s attracted to shorter people of both genders?

Posted on July 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

Binomial

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the binomial joke:

Joke Poo: What do you call a constipated mathematician?

Trinomial.

Alright, let’s analyze this joke:

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: “What do you call someone who’s attracted to shorter people of both genders?”
  • Punchline: “Binomial”
  • Humor Mechanism: Pun. The joke plays on the double meaning of “binomial.” It refers to:
    • Mathematics: The mathematical term “binomial” refers to an expression with two terms (e.g., x + y). The “bi-” prefix implies two.
    • Attraction: The prefix “bi” often (though not exclusively) refers to attraction to both genders. “-nomial” is a playful suffix replacing “sexual,” which is commonly added to prefixes like “bi” or “hetero” to form words that describe sexual orientation. The similarity between the mathematical term and the topic of human attraction is used for humor.

Key Elements:

  • Mathematics: The mathematical term “binomial” and its association with two terms.
  • Sexual Orientation/Attraction: The use of the “bi-” prefix, and the implication of attraction to both genders.
  • Wordplay/Pun: The core of the joke’s humor lies in the ambiguous and unexpected use of “binomial.”
  • Short People: The setup includes being attracted to shorter people, which adds another layer to the joke.

Comedic Enrichment:

Let’s leverage these elements to create a new, related piece of humor:

New Joke/Witty Observation:

Did you know that the mathematical term “binomial” is a lot like dating? You start with two variables, each with a certain degree of height, and then you hope they resolve into a nice, clean equation… or at least a friendly slope. Of course, if you’re really into shorter people, you might prefer a “unomial” relationship – less complex, but potentially less… multidimensional.

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