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Did you hear about the guy who ejaculated for four hours straight?

Posted on July 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

He should have expected it though.
It was a long time coming.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on your original:

Title: Joke Poo

Did you hear about the dog who barked non-stop for eight hours?

He should have expected it though. It was a long day of receiving mail.

Alright, let’s break down this joke. It relies on a few key elements:

  • Misdirection: The setup leads you to expect a medical or perhaps social consequence of a four-hour ejaculation.
  • Ambiguity/Double Meaning: The phrase “a long time coming” is ambiguous. It could refer to the sustained ejaculation itself, but the punchline reveals it means something else entirely.
  • Surprise/Twist: The punchline subverts the expected outcome, delivering a pun.
  • Taboo/Adult Theme: The topic of ejaculation inherently introduces a slightly edgy element.

Now, let’s use some related facts and observations to craft something new:

Element 1: Ejaculation Duration (and exaggeration)

  • Fact: The average ejaculation lasts between 3 and 10 seconds. Anything beyond that is extremely uncommon and potentially a medical concern.
  • Fact: Some animals, like boars, can ejaculate for significantly longer periods, sometimes up to 30 minutes.

Element 2: “Long Time Coming”

  • Observation: The phrase “a long time coming” often implies anticipation or pent-up desire.

New Humor Attempt 1: Witty Observation

“The four-hour orgasm joke reminds me of the difference between male and female timelines. A guy waits ‘a long time coming’ and it’s four hours. A woman waits ‘a long time coming’ and it’s geological epochs.”

New Humor Attempt 2: “Did You Know?”

“Did you know that in the animal kingdom, the concept of ‘a long time coming’ takes on a whole new meaning? A male boar’s ejaculation can last up to half an hour. I guess that’s why they’re always so…rooting around.”

New Humor Attempt 3: A Modified Joke (plays on the unexpected, like the original)

“I told my doctor I was experiencing an unusually long ejaculation. He asked, ‘How long is long?’ I said, ‘Four hours.’ He paused, scribbled something on his pad, and said, ‘Okay, we’ll schedule you for a consultation with a marriage counselor. Clearly, something’s been building up… for a while.'”

Explanation of Choices:

  • Observation: This tries to capitalize on the different ways men and women experience and talk about sex.
  • Did You Know?: This uses an animal fact to amplify the absurd image of a prolonged experience, adding a humorous layer of the animal kingdom.
  • Modified Joke: This takes the setup of the original joke and shifts the unexpected punchline toward a different (and hopefully still funny) social commentary.

I tried to add depth and interest to the original by using known elements that could spark fresh amusement. Hope these tickle your funny bone a little!

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