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A whore walks into a bar

Posted on July 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Give me a stiff one"

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the joke you provided, titled Joke Poo:

Title: Joke Poo

A constipated mathematician walks into a library.

“Give me a solution.”

Okay, let’s break down this joke.

Elements:

  • Subject: A prostitute (implied, not explicitly stated, relies on the word “whore” to convey this).
  • Setting: A bar.
  • Action: Ordering a drink.
  • Punchline: The double entendre of “stiff one” implying both a strong alcoholic drink and a sexual encounter. The humor comes from the prostitute’s profession aligning with a suggestive request typically associated with alcohol strength. It’s crude, direct, and relies heavily on the assumed context.

Interesting Tidbits & Factual Connections:

  • “Stiff One” History: The phrase “stiff drink” has been around for centuries to describe a strong alcoholic beverage. Its origin is likely related to the physical feeling of numbness or tension a strong drink can induce.
  • Prostitution in Bars: Historically, bars (especially in port cities or areas with a transient population) have often been associated with prostitution, making the setting relevant to the joke’s understanding.
  • The Psychology of Double Entendres: Double entendres are funny because they engage our brains in multiple layers. We process the surface-level meaning, then the slightly subversive or risque alternative meaning. This creates a momentary surprise and amusement.

New Humor Piece (Witty Observation):

“You know, ordering a ‘stiff one’ at a bar used to be a clear signal you were looking for a strong drink. Now, with the rise of yoga studios on every corner, you might be looking for a Pilates instructor with a particularly rigorous teaching style.”

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