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Boy visits the priest…

Posted on July 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

And asks him, "Father, is it okay to look at naked women".

The priest smiles "Yes it is totally normal for people to look at naked people, dont worry about it too much."

"But is it okay to watch porn?" asks the boy.

The priest nods "It is.. Now go home and stop asking these questions."

The boy stands up and asks "But, what then is not okay to look at?

"Welding." Says the priest.

Joke Poo: The Apprentice’s Hazard

An apprentice wizard visits the head mage and asks, “Master, is it alright to gaze into a scrying orb and observe the activities of dragons?”

The head mage strokes his beard. “Perfectly acceptable. Studying their habits is crucial for understanding their magic.”

“But is it alright to try and mentally communicate with a dragon while using the orb?” the apprentice persists.

The mage nods slowly. “It’s ambitious, but not forbidden. Now, cease your questioning and return to your studies.”

The apprentice shuffles his feet and asks, “But then, what isn’t alright to look at when using the orb?”

“The sun,” the mage replies wearily. “Especially not with a dragon scrying orb. You’ll burn out your retinas and probably accidentally summon a minor fire elemental into the library. Now scram!”

Okay, let’s break down this joke and then forge some comedic gold from its components.

Joke Dissection:

  • Core Conflict: The joke plays on the contrast between the perceived morality of looking at naked people/pornography and the undeniable physical danger of staring at welding.
  • Setup: Builds expectations of a moral or religious lesson regarding sexuality. The initial questions lead us to believe the boy is grappling with guilt or confusion about these topics.
  • Punchline: The sudden and unexpected shift to welding is the comedic release. It undermines the established expectation and utilizes wordplay (looking in the literal sense) to create humor.
  • Target: The joke subtly pokes fun at the common societal anxieties and religious teachings about sexuality, using a mundane, practical danger as the unexpected foil.

Key Elements & Interesting Tidbits:

  1. Nakedness/Pornography:
    • Tidbit: The first recorded depiction of sexual activity is believed to be a 40,000-year-old cave painting. Talk about long-term artistic expression!
  2. Religion/Morality:
    • Tidbit: The Vatican Library contains over 82,000 manuscripts, including secret archives and even books that are bound in human skin (allegedly). One might wonder what those teach about gazing.
  3. Welding:
    • Tidbit: Arc eye (or welder’s flash) is like a sunburn for your eyes, and in extremely rare cases can cause blindness.

Comedic Enrichment:

Option 1: New Joke (playing on the “unexpected danger” theme):

A young man confesses to his doctor, “Doc, I have a terrible problem. I’m addicted to looking at things I shouldn’t. I’m constantly drawn to… electrical outlets.”

The doctor nods sympathetically. “I understand. It’s a difficult compulsion. We can work through this. It’s important to resist the urge, though. I mean, looking at outlets is one thing, but sticking forks in them… “

Option 2: Witty Observation:

The priest’s advice is actually incredibly sound if you think about it. Society might have a complex relationship with nudity, but everyone agrees that staring directly at a welding arc is a bad idea. Sometimes, the most obvious dangers are the ones we need reminding about.

Option 3: Amusing “Did You Know”:

Did you know that the fear of naked people, known as gymnophobia, is a real thing? Ironically, many gymnophobes are totally fine staring at a blindingly bright welding torch. Go figure. Our brains are weird.

Option 4: A Follow-Up to the Original Joke:

The boy, thoroughly confused, asks, “So, it’s okay to look at naked people, okay to watch porn, not okay to look at welding… what about looking at a naked welder?”

The priest sighs, “Son, now you’re just trying to get me into trouble.”

The most important thing is that it’s funny. Please let me know if you’d like more options!

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