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Today I went to the optician. They said I am colorblind.

Posted on July 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

Well, I must say, that came out of the green.

Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” inspired by the original:

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Today I decided to try composting for the first time. I carefully layered my browns and greens, making sure it was all just right.

Well, I must say, that really piled it on!

Alright, let’s break down this joke and then inject some comedic vitamins into it!

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: “Today I went to the optician. They said I am colorblind.” This sets the scene and establishes a personal experience leading to a diagnosis.
  • Punchline: “Well, I must say, that came out of the green.” This is a pun, playing on the phrase “out of the blue” (meaning unexpected) and replacing “blue” with “green” to tie into the colorblindness diagnosis. The humor comes from the ironic twist of the colorblind person referencing a color so casually and incorrectly.
  • Core Elements: Optician visit, colorblindness, color-related pun (“out of the green”), surprise/unexpected revelation.

Comedic Enrichment & Expansion:

Okay, let’s use that knowledge to create some related humor:

Option 1: A Witty Observation:

“It’s ironic, isn’t it? Colorblindness is a condition often discovered in childhood. You’d think with all those brightly colored alphabet blocks and ‘learn your colors’ toys, the signs would be more… visible. Apparently, a lot of us just thought ‘taupe’ was a perfectly acceptable answer for everything.”

Why this works: This observation builds on the idea of the surprise diagnosis. It humorously points out the potential for early detection and suggests that some colorblind individuals might have simply compensated with a “good enough” color answer, like “taupe,” instead of realizing there was an issue.

Option 2: A “Did You Know?” with a Twist:

“Did you know that the Ishihara color vision test, the one with the dots that determine if you’re colorblind, was invented by a Japanese ophthalmologist, Shinobu Ishihara? Apparently, he really wanted to know why so many paintings of Mount Fuji looked so… off. I mean, maybe it was just artistic license, but now we have a test that can tell us if the ‘off’ is in the artwork or in your eyes! (Or maybe it’s the lack of proper lighting – have you tried calibrating your monitor?)”

Why this works: This provides a genuine (if somewhat embellished) fact about the Ishihara test. The humorous twist comes from attributing its invention to a potentially colorblind Ishihara finding discrepancies in paintings of Mount Fuji (a culturally significant symbol) and ending with a bit of relatable tech-based humor.

Option 3: A New Joke:

“I told my friend I was diagnosed as colorblind. He asked, ‘Oh no! What colors can’t you see?’ I replied, ‘I haven’t the foggiest!'”

Why this works: This takes the initial concept of colorblindness and plays on the inability to identify the missing colors, creating an additional comedic layer of misunderstanding between friends.

Option 4: Continuing the Original Joke’s Thread:

“Well, I must say, that came out of the green. Now I’m worried; what if I’ve been driving a mauve car this whole time and everyone thought I was a clown?”

Why this works: Builds upon the colorblindness reveal by adding the amusing scenario of someone having unknowingly chosen and been driving a questionable color.

These options attempt to enrich the original joke by adding layers of information, irony, or related scenarios, all while maintaining a lighthearted and comedic tone. The goal is to expand the humor beyond the initial pun and create a more memorable and engaging experience for the audience.

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