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God some people have no shame. Just got on a bus with 20 people in fetish costumes.

Posted on July 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

And honestly I had no idea schoolgirl outfits were such a common kink.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original joke, titled “Recycling Woes”:

Joke Poo: Recycling Woes

God, some people have no shame. Just went to the recycling center with 20 bags of cans and bottles.

And honestly, I had no idea people drank so much kombucha. I thought it was all beer.

Alright, let’s dissect this joke!

Key Elements:

  • Setup: “God some people have no shame. Just got on a bus with 20 people in fetish costumes.” This sets up a situation of supposed outrageousness and anticipation of the unusual.
  • Twist/Punchline: “And honestly I had no idea schoolgirl outfits were such a common kink.” The expectation is that the outfits would be shocking and deviant, but instead, the narrator is surprised to see something relatively tame, revealing their own perceived “normal” expectations and the relative commonality of the “schoolgirl” aesthetic.
  • Humor Mechanism: The humor comes from the subversion of expectations, the contrast between the perceived outrageousness of “fetish costumes” and the more common (and arguably less shocking to some) schoolgirl outfit. It also hints at the subjective nature of what’s considered “kinky” or shameful.

Now, let’s use some interesting tidbits to create a new piece of humor:

Factual Tidbit: The schoolgirl uniform as a fetish object is often linked to the concept of moe in Japanese culture, a feeling of protectiveness and affection often projected onto young or innocent-looking characters. Interestingly, this concept often focuses less on sexuality and more on the perceived vulnerability and purity of the character.

Amusing “Did You Know” (Playing off the joke):

“Did you know that studies have shown that the schoolgirl outfit is so ubiquitous as a fetish archetype that it’s practically a uniform itself? In fact, there’s a greater chance of finding one on Halloween than actually finding a school bus on Halloween.”

New Joke/Witty Observation:

I saw a survey that claimed the schoolgirl outfit was the most popular fetish costume. Honestly, I’m not surprised. I thought it was a costume option during my mandatory school uniform fitting.

Enhanced Joke:

“God, some people have no shame. Just got on a bus with 20 people in fetish costumes… and I thought, ‘Wow, a furry convention must be in town!’ Turns out, 19 of them were furries… and one was just really committed to method acting as a bus seat.”

Comedic Enrichment:

By adding a humorous element like “method acting as a bus seat,” we keep the unexpectedness alive. The enhanced joke plays on another common societal assumption of certain kinks. It creates another humorous layer to the initial “twist.” This plays even more on the idea that our initial expectations were completely off-base. It also subtly mocks the intensity some fetishists can have.

I’ve tried to enhance the original joke by making the surprise more unexpected and absurd! Let me know if you would like me to try another take!

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