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Man sits down at the bar and orders…

Posted on July 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man sits down at a bar and orders some tequila. "3shots of tequila! 3! Trois!" says the Frenchman. He slams the 3 shots back in rapid order. Then yells "3 more shots of tequila! 3! Trois!" says the Frenchman. He takes the three shots and downs them just as fast as the first three. After a couple of minutes, the Frenchman yells "3 more shots of tequila! 3! Trois!" Yells the Frenchman. The bar tender looks at him, shakes his head a bit then brings him the 3 shots. The Frenchman slams them back just about as fast as the previous 3. A few minutes later the Frenchman yells "Bartender!". The bartender says back to him "Let me guess. 3 shots of tequila! 3! Trois!"
"Non!" Yells the Fenchman. "Call me a cab! I've had a Neuf!"

Joke Poo: The Binary Bloat

A programmer sits down at a terminal and types:

“Allocate 1024 megabytes of RAM! 1024! One Gigabyte!” he exclaims. The computer obediently grants the request.

He immediately types: “Allocate 1024 megabytes of RAM! 1024! One Gigabyte!” Another gigabyte vanishes.

A few minutes pass, then he types again: “Allocate 1024 megabytes of RAM! 1024! One Gigabyte!” The computer processes the command without complaint.

The system administrator, peering over his shoulder, raises an eyebrow. “Let me guess,” he says, “Allocate 1024 megabytes of RAM! 1024! One Gigabyte!”

“No!” the programmer yells. “I need to Deallocate! I’ve run out of bytes!”

Okay, let’s analyze this tequila-fueled French joke!

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: A Frenchman enters a bar and repeatedly orders three shots of tequila. He emphasizes the “three” by saying “3! Trois!”
  • Key Elements:
    • French Stereotype: The joke relies on the slightly exaggerated image of a Frenchman (though not a particularly strong stereotype).
    • Tequila: The choice of liquor seems arbitrary.
    • Repetition/Build-up: The humor builds with the repeated orders and the bartender’s growing expectation.
    • Wordplay/Punchline: The punchline is based on the French word “neuf” (meaning nine) and its similarity to “enough,” implying he’s had too much to drink.

Enhancement and New Humor:

Given the somewhat weak nature of the original joke, let’s try to leverage factual information about tequila and French culture (or misconceptions of it) to create a wittier observation.

New Enhanced Humor:

Original joke (repeated):

A man sits down at a bar and orders some tequila. “3 shots of tequila! 3! Trois!” says the Frenchman. He slams the 3 shots back in rapid order. Then yells “3 more shots of tequila! 3! Trois!” says the Frenchman. He takes the three shots and downs them just as fast as the first three. After a couple of minutes, the Frenchman yells “3 more shots of tequila! 3! Trois!” Yells the Frenchman. The bar tender looks at him, shakes his head a bit then brings him the 3 shots. The Frenchman slams them back just about as fast as the previous 3. A few minutes later the Frenchman yells “Bartender!”. The bartender says back to him “Let me guess. 3 shots of tequila! 3! Trois!”
“Non!” Yells the Frenchman. “Call me a cab! I’ve had a Neuf!”

New Addition:

The bartender, exasperated, leans in. “Listen, monsieur,” he says, “I understand you like your trois of tequila. But you know, traditionally, the French are more about wine. Maybe a nice Bordeaux? Something to complement the nuanced flavors of, say, a perfectly aged Roquefort?”

The Frenchman stares blankly. “Roquefort?” he asks. “Is that like… cheese?”

The bartender nods wearily.

The Frenchman shakes his head. “Bah! With this tequila, everything tastes like cheese! Now, where is zat cab?”

Explanation of the Enhancement:

  • Plays on Stereotypes: The addition more directly pokes fun at the stereotype of the French being wine connoisseurs and having refined palates.
  • Juxtaposition: The contrast between the bartender’s suggestion of fine wine and cheese and the Frenchman’s tequila-fueled cheese hallucination creates a humorous dissonance.
  • Adds a bit of relatable chaos – A normal bartender is trying to get the customer to drink something of slightly higher quality, but the client is too far gone.

This version still relies on the original joke’s setup and punchline, but it adds an extra layer of humor by incorporating cultural stereotypes and a bit of surrealism.

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