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What’s a kidnapper’s favorite shoes?

Posted on July 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

White Vans.

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Original Joke Analysis:

  • Setup: “What’s a kidnapper’s favorite shoes?”
  • Punchline: “White Vans.”
  • Humor Mechanism: The humor relies on a double meaning and a stereotype.
    • “Vans” sounds like “vanish.” Kidnappers make people “vanish.”
    • White Vans, especially plain white ones, have become somewhat associated (in internet culture and meme-ing) with the “creepy guy” aesthetic.
  • Overall: It’s a simple, slightly dark, pun-based joke that leverages a modern, internet-influenced association.

Key Elements:

  1. Kidnapping: A serious crime involving abduction and unlawful imprisonment.
  2. Shoes (White Vans): Specifically, a type of shoe (Vans) and a color (white). Plays on word association (“vanish”).
  3. Stereotype/Association: Linking white vans with a certain image or behavior.

Comedic Enrichment & New Humor:

Now, let’s use these elements to create something new:

Approach 1: Playing on the “Vanish” Connection – The “Did You Know?” Version:

“Did you know that the popularity of white Vans in the criminal underworld is greatly exaggerated? Studies show that the leading cause of people vanishing isn’t footwear, but surprisingly, it’s unpaid library fines. Apparently, the shame is just too much to bear.”

Why this works:

  • It acknowledges the joke’s premise but then subverts it with a ridiculous, unexpected fact.
  • It keeps the “vanishing” theme but recontextualizes it in a lighthearted way.

Approach 2: Expanding on the Shoe Choice – The Observation:

“It’s interesting that kidnappers supposedly favor white Vans. You’d think a professional kidnapper would go for something with better traction, like hiking boots. I guess it proves that even criminals prioritize aesthetics over practicality. Unless they’re planning on abducting someone exclusively from skate parks.”

Why this works:

  • It plays on the absurdity of the shoe choice, highlighting the impracticality for the supposed task.
  • It creates a visual image and adds to the humorous, unlikely scenario.

Approach 3: A new joke format

What’s a mathematician’s favorite shoe?
… a calc-U-lace-or.

Why this works:

  • It takes the original format and applies it to a new object/stereotype (a mathematician).
  • Uses another pun on the mathematical term “calculus” and shoelaces to get a cheap laugh.

In Conclusion:

The original joke is simple but effective. By analyzing its core components, we can create new humorous pieces that either subvert expectations, expand on the absurdity, or simply transfer the logic to a new, similar topic. The key is to maintain the playful tone and leverage the underlying silliness.

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