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How do you fit a kayak into a glove compartment?

Posted on July 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

Make it cap size

Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the original riddle:

Joke Poo: How do you fit a flock of sheep into a clown car?

Make it ewe-turn!

Okay, let’s break down this joke and then kayak our way to comedic enrichment!

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: “How do you fit a kayak into a glove compartment?” This sets up an absurd situation. Kayaks are famously large and unwieldy, while glove compartments are, well, the opposite.
  • Punchline: “Make it cap size.” This plays on the double meaning of “cap size.” It could mean making it the size of a hat (smaller than a kayak, but still fairly ridiculous), or it could mean making it the size of a cap, as in, the top/lid/sealing part. The humor comes from the unexpected interpretation and the inherent absurdity of miniaturizing a kayak.

Key Elements:

  • Absurdity: The core of the joke is the ridiculousness of trying to fit something so large into something so small.
  • Double Meaning: The word “cap” is crucial for the joke’s effectiveness.
  • Physicality: The contrast in size between a kayak and a glove compartment is a key part of the joke’s imagery.

Comedic Enrichment:

Let’s explore a new joke based on related themes of tiny kayaks and bizarre sizes:

New Joke:

A man walks into a miniature model boat store. He’s wearing a full wetsuit, life vest, and carrying a paddle. The owner asks, “Can I help you find something?”

The man replies, “Yes, I need a kayak. But nothing bigger than a thimble. I’m planning an expedition through my belly button lint.”

Why it works:

  • Builds on absurdity: It takes the original joke’s absurdity and escalates it. Not just a small kayak, but thimble-sized!
  • Visual humor: The image of a man in full kayaking gear next to a thimble-sized kayak is inherently funny.
  • Adds a bizarre scenario: The expedition through belly button lint is unexpected and pushes the joke into surreal territory.

Alternative Enrichment: A Witty Observation/ “Did You Know” type of Humor:

Observation: “You know, the real trick to fitting a kayak into a glove compartment isn’t about shrinking the kayak, it’s about expanding the glove compartment. We’re talking a whole new dimension of glove compartments. I’m pitching it to Elon Musk as the next Tesla upgrade: the ‘Kayaks R’ Us’ edition.”

*This plays on the tech industry trend of over-the-top features.*

Alternative Enrichment: A “Did You Know”:

Did you know: The world record for the smallest navigable kayak is less than 3 feet long! While it won’t fit in your glove compartment, you could potentially launch it in your bathtub… just watch out for rogue rubber duckies.

  • This grounds the absurd idea in a (somewhat) real factoid, making the comparison more humorous. It combines reality and whimsy.

The goal is to play with the original concept, either by escalating the absurdity, adding unexpected details, or linking it to real-world elements in a surprising way.

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