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A government official approached a pig farmer and asked him what he feeds his pigs.

Posted on July 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

The farmer answered: "Oh the pigs? I just feed them whatever scraps I have lying around."

Shocked, he said, "Sir, that is animal cruelty! I'll have to fine you $10,000!"

The next day, a female official approached the farmer and asked him what he feeds his pigs.

The farmer replied: "Oh the pigs? Only the finest products ma'am! Caviar, continental cheeses, pastries, and hand-picked salads!"

Stunned, she told the farmer: "Sir, that food is way too rich for them, they'll get sick! I'm going to fine you $25,000!"

The third day, yet another snotty government bureaucrat approached the farmer again and asked him what he feeds his pigs.

The farmer answered: "Oh the pigs? I just give them $50 each and tell them to go and buy their own food."

Joke Poo: The AI Algorithm

An ethics professor approached a tech entrepreneur and asked him what algorithms he uses for his AI.

The entrepreneur answered: “Oh, the AI? I just feed it whatever datasets I have lying around.”

Alarmed, the professor said, “Sir, that’s data bias waiting to happen! I’ll have to publish a scathing critique of your work!”

The next day, a government regulator approached the entrepreneur and asked him what algorithms he uses for his AI.

The entrepreneur replied: “Oh, the AI? Only the most cutting-edge, ethically-sourced algorithms, ma’am! Carefully curated neural networks, fairness-aware models, and differential privacy protections!”

Stunned, the regulator told the entrepreneur: “Sir, that’s way too computationally expensive! Your carbon footprint is atrocious! I’m going to slap you with a massive green tax!”

The third day, a venture capitalist approached the entrepreneur and asked him what algorithms he uses for his AI.

The entrepreneur answered: “Oh, the AI? I just give it $10 million in venture capital and tell it to figure it out itself.”

Alright, let’s analyze this pig-tastic joke!

Core Elements:

  • Bureaucracy: The humor relies on the stereotype of government officials being out-of-touch, hyper-critical, and capable of creating arbitrary regulations.
  • Contradictory Expectations: The farmer’s actions are judged contradictory; no matter what he does, he’s penalized.
  • Escalation: The fines increase each day, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.
  • Problem-Solving Through Absurdity: The farmer’s final solution is logically unsound but highlights how nonsensical the bureaucracy is.
  • Pigs: The pigs are the center of the joke, the subjects of the government officials’ concern and the objects of the farmer’s action.

Let’s enrich the humor!

New Joke Idea:

Why did the government official refuse to eat bacon at the farmer’s market?

Because he was afraid of auditing the pig’s expenses.

Witty Observation (Playing on Bureaucracy and Cost):

“Turns out, organic, locally-sourced pig food is cheaper than a government compliance consultant. Who knew?”

Amusing “Did You Know?” (Focusing on Pigs):

“Did you know pigs have a sense of humor? They love practical jokes. One time, a pig in Iowa filed a lawsuit against the USDA, claiming ‘undue porcine prejudice.’ The judge threw it out, but the pig was reportedly seen celebrating with a mud bath and a truffle-infused snack.”

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