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I’ve decided to write a book about all of the things I should’ve done in my life.

Posted on July 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

It’s my oughtabiography

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Alright, let’s dissect this pun-tastic joke!

Joke Analysis:

  • Premise: The speaker is writing a book about things they should have done in their life.
  • Punchline: The title of the book is “Oughtabiography,” a pun combining “ought to” (referencing things they should have done) and “autobiography.”
  • Humor Type: Pun. The humor derives from the unexpected and playful combination of words.
  • Target Audience: Anyone who appreciates wordplay and/or has a sense of regret or missed opportunities (so, pretty much everyone).

Key Elements:

  1. “Ought to”: This expresses a sense of obligation, duty, or regret. It implies a collection of missed opportunities or unfulfilled potential.
  2. “Autobiography”: A self-written account of one’s life.
  3. Regret/Missed Opportunities: The underlying theme that resonates with the audience.

Comedic Enrichment: Building on the Joke with Facts and Wit

Okay, now let’s use some knowledge and wit to create something new based on these elements. Here’s a couple of options:

Option 1: A “Did You Know?”-style Observation:

“Did you know that the concept of ‘ought to’ has tormented philosophers for centuries? Kant, for example, wrestled with the ‘categorical imperative,’ essentially a complex set of rules about what we ought to do. So, the next time you feel guilty about not writing your own ‘Oughtabiography,’ remember you’re in good company! At least you’re not stuck trying to figure out whether your moral obligations allow you to cut in line for the last croissant. Seriously, Kant spent years on that problem.”

(Why this works: This builds on the joke by linking the “ought to” element to a real-world area where the idea of obligation and potential for regret is explored in depth – philosophy. The humor comes from juxtaposing the serious nature of philosophical inquiry with the mundane anxiety of everyday life.)

Option 2: A New Joke/Continuation:

“I tried to write my ‘Oughtabiography,’ but I got stuck on Chapter One. It was supposed to be about all the languages I ought to have learned. Turns out, ‘Duolingo Regrets’ isn’t a very catchy title.”

(Why this works: It extends the original joke by focusing on a specific, relatable example of something people commonly feel they “ought to” do (learn a language). The self-deprecating humor and the failed attempt to write the book in the first place provide additional layers of amusement.)

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