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What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

Posted on July 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version:

Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a plumber and a chef?

A chef can reheat leftovers and sell it again.

Alright, let’s break down this joke and then build on it.

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: “What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?” This sets up a classic comparative joke format. We anticipate a clever or unexpected distinction.
  • Punchline: “A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.” This is dark humor that relies on several elements:
    • Double Entendre: “Crack” is used in two senses: crack cocaine (associated with drug dealers) and a bodily crevice/region (associated with sex workers).
    • Taboo Subject Matter: Both drug dealing and prostitution are illegal and often seen as morally reprehensible, adding to the shock value.
    • Grim Resourcefulness: The idea of someone so desperate and resourceful that they would wash and resell a potentially soiled or damaged commodity (whether it be a drug or “themselves”) is simultaneously unsettling and darkly funny.
    • Exaggeration/Absurdity: The very act of “washing” crack cocaine is absurd, as it would likely damage the drug. Similarly, while a sex worker might practice hygiene, the notion of “washing” their “crack” and directly reselling it is exaggerated and crude.

Key Elements for Humor Generation:

  1. Double Entendre/Wordplay on “Crack”: We can lean into the ambiguity of the word.
  2. Grim Resourcefulness/Economic Hardship: We can play on the idea of people going to extreme lengths to make money.
  3. The “Washing” Analogy: We can extend this “washing” concept to other professions or situations.
  4. Juxtaposition/Comparison: We can create a new comparison between two unexpected things, focusing on a similarly dark or absurd similarity.

Humor Enrichment: “Did You Know?” & A New Joke

Did You Know (Dark Humor Edition):

Did you know that in certain parts of the world, due to the sheer volume of discarded electronics, there are entire riverbeds laced with recoverable gold? It’s essentially the “crack” of e-waste recycling – you have to dig through a lot of toxic sludge to find a potentially valuable nugget. It’s like the circle of life, but with more heavy metals.

New Joke:

What’s the difference between a politician and a pigeon?

A pigeon can “drop” its “gifts” on anyone regardless of party affiliation, and it never needs to wash its hands afterwards.

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