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My girlfriend phoned me on her way to work and said to me “I saw a fox on the way to work”

Posted on July 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

I replied “How do you know it’s on its way to work”

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Alright, let’s break down this foxy joke!

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: Girlfriend reports seeing a fox on the way to work. This sets a realistic, everyday scenario.
  • Punchline: Boyfriend’s response questions how she knows the fox is also going to work. This hinges on:
    • Ambiguity: The phrase “on the way to work” can apply to either the speaker (girlfriend) or the subject (fox).
    • Absurdity: Implies a fox might have a job, subverting our expectations of animal behavior.
    • Deadpan delivery: The boyfriend’s response treats the unlikely scenario with utter seriousness.

Key Elements:

  • Fox: A wild animal, often associated with cunning and stealth.
  • Work: A human-centric activity associated with purpose, routine, and earning a living.
  • Misunderstanding: The humor arises from the deliberate misinterpretation of a common phrase.

Humorous Enrichment Time!

Let’s leverage some fox facts to create a new joke based on the original:

New Joke:

My girlfriend called, “Honey, I just saw a fox on the way to work!”

I replied, “Really? Did it look busy? Because, statistically, foxes are incredibly bad at multitasking. Studies show they can only focus on one thing at a time, like hunting voles or evading overly curious poodles. So, unless its job is hunting voles on the commute, it’s probably just slacking off.”

Why it works:

  • Builds on the original: Retains the initial setup and the core idea of a fox going to “work.”
  • Incorporates fox facts: The “fox multitasking” bit draws on real information about fox behavior and cognition, lending a semi-believable layer to the absurdity.
  • Adds observational humor: The mention of “hunting voles” and “evading poodles” adds a layer of relatable fox-related stereotypes.
  • Amplifies the deadpan: The boyfriend’s pedantic, fact-based explanation further emphasizes the humor of the situation.

Bonus “Did You Know?” for comedic effect:

“Did you know that a group of foxes is called a ‘skulk’ or a ‘leash’? So, imagine a whole skulk of foxes applying for unemployment benefits. That’s the level of absurdity we’re dealing with if we believe a single fox is ‘on the way to work’.”

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