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I said to my therapist “I’ve been feeling ultra paranoid lately”

Posted on July 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

He said "Well you looked perfectly relaxed in your bath this morning"

Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo,” riffing on the original:

Joke Poo: The Performance Review

I told my boss, “I’ve been feeling completely inadequate at my job lately.”

She said, “Well, you looked perfectly confident giving that presentation to the shareholders this morning… and you weren’t even supposed to be there.”

Alright, let’s break down this joke.

Analysis of the Original Joke:

  • Core Element: Misunderstanding/Breach of Privacy & Paranoia. The humor stems from the therapist seemingly knowing about the patient’s private activity (bathing) which confirms the patient’s paranoid feelings, rather than alleviating them. It also relies on the incongruity of a therapist having such detailed knowledge.
  • Setup: “I’ve been feeling ultra paranoid lately” – The patient establishes a baseline of anxiety and suspicion.
  • Punchline: “Well you looked perfectly relaxed in your bath this morning” – This is the key. It’s both an unexpected response and incredibly unsettling, validating the patient’s paranoia in a humorous way.
  • Joke Type: Irony, black humor (touching on the potentially disturbing nature of a therapist’s awareness), situational.

Comedic Enrichment & New Humor Creation:

Let’s leverage the paranoia and bath themes.

Fact-Based Wit & “Did You Know?”:

“Did you know that bathophobia, the fear of baths, is often linked to childhood traumas involving water? It’s ironic, really. You’re supposed to be relaxing, but your subconscious is screaming ‘TITANIC!’ I bet those people didn’t look so relaxed in their bath. So, next time you find yourself with bathophobia, remember your therapist’s a lot more worried about your Titanic trauma than when you scrub.”

New Joke:

I told my plumber I suspected my house was bugged. He snorted and said, “Nah, mate, just regular pipes, nothing too deep.” I said, “No, I mean electronically bugged!” He paused, a worried expression crossed his face, and he whispered, “Oh, that’s why the bathwater always smelled like dial-up modem…”

Explanation of the New Humor:

  • The factoid regarding bathophobia and its connection to trauma adds a layer of intellectual humor and a wry connection to the “relaxed in the bath” imagery. Then linking it back to the original joke by playing on the therapist’s role provides a new way to consider the original joke.
  • The new joke uses a similar structure (paranoid concern, unexpected answer), but substitutes a plumber for the therapist and replaces the intrusive knowledge with a bizarre, technologically-driven explanation for a plumbing issue. The humor comes from the double meaning of “bugged” and the absurd image of electronically charged bathwater and connects it back to the ‘plumbing’ of the original joke.
  • It plays on the common anxiety of hidden surveillance and combines it with everyday occurrences like plumbing and technology, creating a fresh, absurd situation.

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