"What?" says his buddy. "That fat ugly slob I see every morning outside your house?"
"That's right," says the first guy.
"Jesus," says his buddy. "Why would Bob the mailman want to fuck that?"
Joke Poo: The Janitor’s Secret
Two sanitation workers, Earl and Frank, are on their lunch break, sitting by the dumpster behind the burger joint. Earl sighs heavily.
“My wife just confessed she’s been seeing Manny, the overnight janitor at the office.”
Frank chokes on his burger. “Manny? That greasy, smelly guy who empties my bin at 3 AM?”
“The very same,” Earl confirms, glumly.
Frank shakes his head, bewildered. “Jesus, why would Manny want to clean that up?“
Alright, let’s break down this joke and then concoct something new!
Joke Dissection:
- Core Concept: The joke relies on a reversal of expectations and a double standard related to attractiveness and marital infidelity. We expect sympathy for the betrayed husband, but the punchline reveals the friend is more concerned about why the mailman would be attracted to the wife.
- Key Elements:
- Infidelity: The initial premise of a wife having an affair.
- Stereotype of the Mailman: A common (and dated) trope linking mail carriers and infidelity.
- Attractiveness (or lack thereof): The friend’s negative assessment of the wife’s physical appearance.
- Male Bonding/Bar Setting: Implies a comfortable, perhaps slightly insensitive, environment.
- Unexpected Perspective: The friend’s concern shifts the focus entirely.
Enrichment and New Humor:
Here’s a witty observation/ “Did you Know?” style piece building on the joke:
Observation:
“It’s funny how infidelity jokes often highlight the who and the why of the affair partner. This reminds me of a study I read about the psychology of attraction. Did you know that research has shown that people tend to choose affair partners who fulfill unmet emotional needs, even if those partners are not traditionally seen as more physically attractive than their spouse? So, while the friend in the joke is focused on the mailman’s apparent lack of attractiveness, Bob might actually be a fantastic listener and emotionally available, things the husband might be sorely lacking. In essence, the mailman might not be sexier but sincerely there.”
Why this works:
- Relates to the original joke: It uses the core idea of attraction being subjective and challenges the friend’s superficial assessment.
- Factual tidbit: The reference to the study about emotional needs in affairs provides an interesting and plausible explanation.
- Subversive humor: It subverts the traditional assumptions and offers a slightly more nuanced perspective, potentially making the audience reconsider the situation. It makes you re-think the joke – Was she with Bob because he was a better partner in some fashion?
- Irony: It acknowledges the stereotypical angle (mailman = sexy), but shifts the focus to a more meaningful (and potentially funnier) reason for infidelity.
Alternatively, one could create a meta-joke:
“Why did the joke about the cheating wife and the mailman get so much less funny over time? Because the focus went from the affair to the husband, when what we really want to know is: did Bob actually have an ergonomic satchel, as specified in the 2012 USPS Postman Equipment Standards Guidelines, which would have allowed for a more comfortable and efficient delivery of…letters and packages?”