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At dinner, little Timmy was asked by his father to lead the prayer.

Posted on July 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

“But I don’t know who to pray for,” he said.

His dad smiled and said, “Just pray for your family, friends, neighbors, the poor and those in need – things like that.”

Timmy nodded in understanding and began:
“Dear Lord, thank You for our visitors and their kids who ate all my cookies and ice cream. Please bless them so they don’t come back.

Forgive our neighbor’s son who took all my sister’s clothes off, then challenged her to a fight and wrestled with her on her bed.

And if at all possible, please send clothes to all those poor ladies on Daddy’s YouTube videos who don’t have any.

And please give a home to the homeless man who keeps sleeping in Mom’s room when Daddy’s at work.

Amen.”

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At the quarterly board meeting, young intern Kevin was asked to lead the company’s inclusivity initiative.

“But I don’t even know where to start,” he stammered.

The CEO patted him on the back, “Just think about our customers, our employees, and the company’s overall image – things like that.”

Kevin, feeling slightly braver, began:

“Okay, so, first off, let’s thank our dedicated consumers, especially those repeat offenders who’ve single-handedly kept us afloat despite the massive product recalls. Please inspire them not to sue us next time.

Next, let’s offer sensitivity training to Brenda in accounting, who keeps calling the new AI assistant “R2-Dumb-Dumb.”

And if at all possible, let’s find some plus-sized mannequins for the marketing department who keep photoshopping them in a way that makes them look like they’re melting.

Finally, let’s create a work from home policy to accommodate the homeless man who keeps using our office building for his nightly slumber so he can take a shower in the morning.

Amen. And let’s all remember to mute when we’re not speaking.”

Alright, let’s dissect this joke and then juice it up with some comedic enrichment.

Joke Dissection:

  • Core Element: The joke hinges on the contrast between the father’s pious, generalized prayer request and Timmy’s literal, highly specific, and potentially scandalous interpretation. The humor comes from the child innocently revealing uncomfortable truths and observations.
  • Target: The target is the hypocrisy (perceived or real) of adults, the naive bluntness of children, and potentially some taboo subject matter hinted at in Timmy’s prayer.
  • Mechanism: The humor is driven by surprise, incongruity, and a bit of schadenfreude (we enjoy the awkwardness). The punchlines are embedded within each sentence of Timmy’s prayer.
  • Themes: Family secrets, childhood innocence, religious pretense.

Comedic Enrichment: Amusing “Did You Know?” Inspired by the Joke:

“Did you know… that statistically, a child’s first foray into passive-aggressive communication often manifests during mealtime prayers? Studies show a direct correlation between the level of parental hypocrisy detected by a child and the specificity of their requests for divine intervention during grace. In fact, a 2018 study found that children who witness their parents engaging in ethically questionable behavior are 78% more likely to pray for ‘divine justice’ rather than ‘blessings’ during family dinners.”

Explanation of the Enrichment:

  • Connects to the Original: The “Did You Know?” observation directly riffs on the core humor of the joke – Timmy’s specific and pointed prayer requests.
  • Adds a Layer of Absurdity: By presenting the idea that this kind of behavior is statistically significant and academically studied, it enhances the joke’s absurdity.
  • Targets Hypocrisy (Indirectly): It subtly pokes fun at the notion that children are acutely aware of adult shortcomings, even if they express it in bizarre ways.
  • Modern twist: It references modern academic studies to add another layer of humour to the timeless child-logic.

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