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A mother was anxiously awaiting her twenty-year-old daughter’s return home from a year of overseas travel.

Posted on July 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

As the passengers came through the door into the airport arrivals lounge, the mother noticed that right behind her daughter was a man dressed in feathers with exotic markings all over his body, and carrying a shrunken head. Seeing her mother, the daughter ran up to her, flung her arms around her and then introduced the strange-looking man as her new husband.

The mother threw up her hands in horror.

“You never listen to me, darling!” she screamed. “You never listen! I said for you to marry a RICH doctor. A RICH doctor!”

Joke Poo:

A seasoned astronaut was nervously watching the screens as his twenty-year-old daughter’s experimental hyperspace transport returned from its maiden voyage beyond the Andromeda Galaxy.

As the shimmering portal stabilized, the astronaut noticed that right behind his daughter floated a sentient pile of sentient, glowing space rocks, orbiting a miniature, perpetually grumpy-looking black hole. Seeing her father, the daughter accelerated towards him with her magnetic boots, hugged him tightly, and then gestured towards the cosmic anomaly as her new spouse.

The astronaut slapped his forehead with his helmeted hand.

“You never listen to me, darling!” he wailed over the comms. “You never listen! I said to bring home a STABLE plasma physicist. A STABLE plasma physicist!”

Alright, let’s dive into this joke and see what comedic gold we can extract.

Joke Dissection:

  • Core Concept: Irony and clashing expectations. The mother has a specific, materialistic vision of her daughter’s future (marrying a “RICH doctor”), which is hilariously subverted by the daughter’s choice.
  • Humor Source: The extreme contrast between the mother’s desire and reality. The “shrunken head” and “feathers” paint a picture of someone utterly incompatible with the mother’s bourgeois aspirations.
  • Target: Social commentary on parental expectations, generational differences, and the clash between love and materialism.

Key Elements:

  1. Mother’s Expectation: “RICH doctor” – The epitome of financial security and social status.
  2. Daughter’s Choice: “Man dressed in feathers with a shrunken head” – Symbolic of adventure, cultural exploration, and complete disregard for societal norms.
  3. Mother’s Reaction: “You never listen to me!” – Highlights the entrenched nature of the mother’s expectations and the daughter’s defiance.

Comedic Enrichment:

Now, let’s use some related information to create a new joke/observation:

Observation:

“You know, that mother yelling about the ‘RICH doctor’ probably wouldn’t have been thrilled to learn that some ancient cultures did actually believe doctors had a direct connection to the spirit world… they just weren’t the financial kind. They were more the ‘ceremonially remove your organs while chanting’ kind.”

Why it works:

  • It builds on the “doctor” element of the original joke.
  • It highlights the irony that, in a different cultural context, the daughter’s husband could be seen as a kind of “doctor,” just a very, very different kind.
  • The contrast between the mother’s expectation of a modern, affluent doctor and the image of an ancient shaman creates a darkly humorous twist.

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