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I learned to mind my own business today

Posted on July 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

I was walking past the mental hospital this afternoon and heard all the patients shouting, “13, 13, 13, 13, 13!”

The fence was too high to see over, but I spotted a little gap between the planks and looked through.

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick, then they all started shouting, “14, 14, 14, 14, 14!”

Joke Poo: The Dung Beetle Derby

I was observing the annual Dung Beetle Derby behind the composting facility today.

I could hear the beetles buzzing excitedly, all chanting, “Roll! Roll! Roll! Roll! Roll!”

The compost heap was too high to see over, but I noticed a small hole at the base and peered through.

Some overzealous beetle stuffed a tiny dung ball in my nostril, then they all started buzzing, “Sniff! Sniff! Sniff! Sniff! Sniff!”

Alright, let’s break down this joke and then sprinkle some comedic fairy dust on it.

Joke Dissection:

  • Premise: The joke sets up a scenario where the narrator is curious and perhaps a bit nosy. They encounter unusual behavior at a mental institution.
  • Humor Trigger: The humor derives from the unexpected escalation and the ironic punishment for curiosity. The “13, 13, 13…” is weird, but the poke in the eye is the punchline surprise.
  • Twist: The punchline hinges on the audience’s understanding that the patients are likely counting, and the act of poking the narrator adds a new, humorous data point to their count.
  • Elements to work with: Mental institution, unusual behavior (chanting), curiosity/nosiness, physical gag (poke in the eye), counting/numerical obsession.

Comedic Enrichment:

Let’s focus on the chanting element and the idea of numerical obsession, and how it applies to mental health.

Did you know?

The number 13 is often associated with bad luck due to various cultural and historical reasons, including its association with the Last Supper (Judas was the 13th guest) and the superstition surrounding Friday the 13th. Conversely, psychologists have observed that some individuals with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD) develop specific compulsions around avoiding or repeating certain numbers, including 13. It could be a way to attempt to control anxiety and prevent perceived negative outcomes. So, the mental patients chanting “13” repeatedly could be interpreted not just as random behavior, but potentially as a coping mechanism… or at least a very strange form of group therapy.

New Joke/Witty Observation:

I heard those mental patients stopped chanting “13”. Apparently, their group therapist suggested they try prime numbers instead. Now they’re just shouting “2, 3, 5, 7…” much less frequently, but the philosophical debates during the breaks are intense. One guy keeps arguing about whether 1 is a prime number or not. It’s been going on for days, and frankly, I’m starting to think I’m going crazy.

Explanation of the Enrichment:

  • Connects to Original: The new joke keeps the theme of mental patients, chanting, and a strange numerical obsession.
  • Adds Depth: The prime number angle introduces a new layer of complexity and potential for humorous intellectual debates (or, well, a mental institution’s version of it).
  • Plays on Expectations: The expectation that mental patients’ behaviors are random or chaotic is subverted by introducing a potentially more structured, albeit still unusual, pattern.
  • Meta-Humor: The ending, where the observer starts to question their own sanity, is a common comedic trope and ties back to the original joke’s theme of escalating oddness.

This approach takes the core elements of the initial joke and expands upon them with factual information (about OCD and prime numbers) to create new comedic possibilities.

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