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A son sends a subtle note home from college

Posted on July 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,
Your $on.

The Reply:

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,
Dad

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Your Intern.

The CEO’s Reply:

Dear Intern,

I NOticed your NOtice of enthusiastic NOtes is certainly NOtable. I NOticed you are doing a NOble job. NOw get back to work.

Love,
CEO

Alright, let’s dissect this comedic gem!

Joke Breakdown:

  • Premise: A college student tries to subtly ask for money from his father by strategically placing dollar signs in his letter home.
  • Punchline: The father, equally subtly, responds by spelling “NO” within various words, cleverly implying he won’t send money.
  • Humor Source:
    • Irony: The student’s attempt at subtlety is rather transparent.
    • Wordplay: The strategic placement of dollar signs and “NO” relies on linguistic trickery.
    • Parent-Child Dynamic: It taps into the familiar (and often fraught) relationship between college students and their parents regarding finances.
    • Absurdity: The whole exchange is a slightly exaggerated and theatrical representation of financial communication.

Enrichment & New Humor:

Let’s focus on the “NO” element. The Dad hides it in a bunch of seemingly scholarly words. This gives us a path to create a new joke that highlights the historical and etymological implications of “NO” being hidden in words…

New Joke Concept: A Linguistic Quandary

A History of Language Professor is giving a lecture when a student raises his hand, flustered.

“Professor, I’ve been studying etymology all night, and I can’t shake this bizarre pattern I’ve noticed in all the words you use… It’s like every other word has a hidden ‘NO’!”

The professor raises an eyebrow. “Oh really? Give me an example.”

The student stammers, “Well, for instance… ‘PhenomenON’, or ‘HypoteNOuse’, or even ‘PersONality’.”

The professor strokes his beard, a knowing glint in his eye. “Ah, my dear student, you’ve stumbled upon a profound truth about the academic life. We are constantly surrounded by ‘NO’. No funding, no recognition, no parking spaces. It’s practically the foundation of higher learning!”

The professor clears his throat, then, in a somber tone, “Unfortunately, the ‘NO’ in ‘honorarium’ is real.”

Humor Explanation:

  • Premise: A keen (and possibly over-analyzing) student detects a recurring “NO” hidden within words used by a professor.
  • Punchline: The professor acknowledges the “NO” and explains its significance as a constant presence in academia, a tongue-in-cheek reference to the struggles faced by academics. The final line about “honorarium” is a punch line because Honorarium is a common payment for a lecture and would directly make money for the Professor. The fact that the NO is real in honorarium is a joke in itself.
  • Why it works:
    • Builds on the original: The new joke directly utilizes the “hidden NO” concept from the original joke.
    • Plays on academic stereotypes: It pokes fun at the often-difficult financial realities of academic life.
    • Wordplay and Surprise: It relies on the unexpected connection between innocuous words and the negative connotation of “NO.”
    • Relatability: Anyone familiar with academia or tight budgets can appreciate the humor.

Hopefully, this new piece is both funny and enhances the original joke’s cleverness.

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