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Einstein, ohm, schrodinger, and heisenberg took a drive.

Posted on July 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

They get pulled over. The cop asked them if they knew how fast they were going. Einstein looks at his watch and said "no. But the hands were still moving it couldn't have been that fast"

The cop said "I clocked you doing 80"

"Great! now we're lost" quipped heisenberg.

The cop decides to search the car.

"Do you know you have a dead cat in the trunk?" Said the cop.

"Well, we do now, cat killer." griped schrodinger.

The cop had had enough. "You're all under arrest!"

Ohm resisted.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Einstein, Ohm, Schrodinger, Heisenberg joke.

Joke Poo: The Programming Error

A programmer, a QA tester, a UX designer, and a Project Manager are riding in an elevator.

The elevator stops suddenly between floors.

The programmer immediately pulls out his laptop. “I’ll just SSH into the control system and override it.”

The QA tester shakes his head. “No, no, no. We need to document the precise steps that led to this failure first. Replicate the conditions. We need a bug report.”

The UX designer sighs. “This is terrible user experience. There should be calming music and maybe a little digital display with helpful suggestions, like ‘Please remain calm’ or ‘Someone is working on it.'”

The project manager paces. “Okay, everyone just calm down! Look, as long as this doesn’t affect the scheduled launch date, we’re fine. I’ll send out an email confirming we’re all stuck, and adjust the timelines for the next sprint.”

Then, suddenly, the elevator doors open. A Janitor is standing there.

The Janitor sighs, “I already told you I did.”

Okay, let’s break down this joke:

Key Elements:

  • Characters: Einstein, Heisenberg, Schrödinger, Ohm – Famous scientists known for distinct concepts.
  • Setting: A car, being pulled over by a cop. This creates a contrast between abstract scientific thought and mundane law enforcement.
  • Premise: Each scientist’s response to the situation reflects their core scientific concept.
    • Einstein: Relativity of time (“no. But the hands were still moving it couldn’t have been that fast”).
    • Heisenberg: Uncertainty principle (“Great! now we’re lost”).
    • Schrödinger: Schrödinger’s cat thought experiment (“Well, we do now, cat killer.”).
    • Ohm: Ohm’s law (related to electrical resistance) leads to a pun – “Ohm resisted.”
  • Humor: The humor comes from the incongruity of applying complex scientific principles to everyday scenarios and the pun at the end. Each line is somewhat predictable once you recognize the pattern.

Comedic Enrichment & New Humor Attempt:

Let’s focus on the absurdity of applying quantum physics to everyday life and try to create an amusing ‘did you know’ inspired by it:

Did you know… According to the Many-Worlds Interpretation of quantum mechanics, every time the police officer asked Einstein, Heisenberg, Schrödinger, and Ohm a question, the universe split into infinite realities? In one reality, they got off with a warning; in another, they were sentenced to community service teaching physics to pigeons; and in a particularly grim one, Ohm… was let off, because it turns out that the cop was a super-conductor and experienced no resistance. But don’t worry too much about the pigeon physics reality; it’s probably entangled with one where they solve quantum gravity.

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