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I didn’t know what to wear to my premature ejaculation meeting

Posted on August 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

So I just came in my pants

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Didn’t Know What to Wear”:

Title: The Audition Callback

I didn’t know what to expect at my audition for the constipation support group.

So I brought a stool.

Alright, let’s dissect this little firecracker of a joke.

Core Elements:

  • The Setup: “I didn’t know what to wear to my premature ejaculation meeting…” This sets up an expectation of a meeting where one might need specific attire.
  • The Punchline: “So I just came in my pants.” The punchline subverts the expectation of a clothing choice and instead focuses on the physical outcome of the condition being discussed. The humor comes from the literal interpretation and the awkwardness of the situation.
  • Premature Ejaculation: This is the central theme, a sensitive topic made funny through unexpected wordplay.

Factual/Interesting Tidbits to Leverage:

  • Prevalence: Premature ejaculation is surprisingly common. Studies estimate it affects 30-40% of men at some point in their lives.
  • Treatment: Treatments can range from behavioral techniques to topical creams and medications.
  • Psychological Impact: Beyond the physical aspect, it can significantly impact self-esteem and relationships.
  • Meeting culture: The humour is built around the absurdity of there being a meeting to discuss this issue, using the concept of professional meetings as a device

Now, let’s create some comedic enrichment:

1. Witty Observation:

“You know, attending a premature ejaculation meeting is ironic. On one hand, you’re trying to prolong the process. On the other hand, the free donuts are only available for a limited time.”

2. New Joke:

Why did the premature ejaculation support group run out of refreshments?

Because everyone finished early and raided the snack table!

3. Amusing ‘Did You Know’ Enhancement:

“Did you know that studies show mindfulness techniques can help with premature ejaculation? So next time you feel things are moving a little too quickly, try focusing on your breath… or perhaps just try not to think about that premature ejaculation meeting you have next week.”

4. Playing on Meeting Culture:

“The first item on the agenda for the premature ejaculation support group meeting: Introductions. Followed immediately by a very awkward silence.”

Explanation of the Comedic Choices:

  • The witty observation plays on the contradiction between the desire for delay and the constraints of real life (free donuts!).
  • The new joke uses simple cause-and-effect, taking the original premise to its logical (and absurd) conclusion.
  • The ‘Did You Know’ uses informative content as a setup, ultimately circling back to the original joke in a playful manner.
  • The Meeting Culture joke adds another layer of uncomfortableness to the social interaction

The goal is to amplify the humor by playing on the unexpectedness, embarrassment, and the underlying truth about the condition. We’re acknowledging the sensitive subject while keeping the tone lighthearted and comedic.

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