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They say there is a woman out there for everyone…

Posted on August 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

She must be a right slag

Okay, here’s the original joke and my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version, titled appropriately:

Original Joke:

They say there is a woman out there for everyone… She must be a right slag.

Joke Poo: The Algorithm Knows

They say there’s an algorithm out there for everyone… It must have terrible taste.

Alright, let’s dissect this joke!

Analysis:

  • Setup: “They say there is a woman out there for everyone…” – This creates a hopeful and potentially romantic expectation. It’s a common, almost cliché, phrase that primes the audience for a positive or uplifting punchline.
  • Punchline: “…She must be a right slag.” – This is the twist. It subverts the expectation of a positive pairing and instead delivers a harsh, judgmental, and frankly, misogynistic statement. The humor (if you can call it that) relies on the shock value of the crass language and the implication that a woman who would be “for everyone” must be promiscuous.

Key Elements:

  • Misogyny: Let’s address the elephant in the room. The joke trades on a derogatory stereotype and contributes to negative attitudes towards women and their sexuality.
  • Irony: The humor derives from the ironic contrast between the hopeful setup and the cynical punchline.
  • Social Commentary (Implied): It hints at societal views of relationships and sexual behavior, particularly a double standard between men and women.
  • Euphemism/Slang: The word “slag” is used to replace more explicit terms, contributing to a slight degree of comedic distance (though not enough to make it particularly clever or excusable).

Now, let’s try to create a new joke, observation, or “did you know” that leverages some of these elements while avoiding misogyny and actually being funny:

Option 1: Playing on the Absurdity

New Joke:

“They say there’s someone for everyone… But has anyone considered the logistics? With 8 billion people on Earth, that’s one seriously overbooked spreadsheet.”

Analysis: This version keeps the setup but replaces the offensive punchline with a ridiculous, logistical problem. It plays on the sheer scale of the “everyone” concept, shifting the humor to the absurdity of trying to match up billions of people.

Option 2: A Witty Observation (with a little meta-commentary)

Observation:

“The saying ‘there’s someone for everyone’ is optimistic, sure. But let’s be honest, sometimes it feels like everyone’s already paired off… and I’m stuck in the discount bin marked ‘Slightly Damaged, Great Personality.'”

Analysis: This still acknowledges the original saying but turns it into a self-deprecating, relatable statement about feeling like you’re on the outside looking in. It avoids putting down anyone else.

Option 3: A ‘Did You Know’ with a Twist

Did You Know?

“The idea that there’s ‘one perfect person’ for everyone is surprisingly modern. Historically, arranged marriages were the norm, so the ‘perfect person’ was whoever your parents thought would best contribute to the family’s wealth and social standing. So, if you’re single and feeling down, just be glad you’re not being forced to marry your second cousin twice removed to settle a land dispute.”

Analysis: This leverages the original saying to introduce an historical fact. It then adds a slightly dark and humorous twist that reminds people to appreciate their current situation.

Option 4: A Better Punchline (trying to keep the original format but elevating it)

“They say there is a woman out there for everyone… She must be REALLY good at online dating!”

Analysis: Still a bit cheeky, but replaces the offensive term with a more modern and arguably less offensive, humorous observation about the challenges of navigating the online dating world.

The original joke relies on a harmful stereotype for its humor. The revised versions attempt to extract the core concept of finding a partner but deliver the humor through absurdity, relatability, or historical context, while avoiding the misogynistic angle. The key is to identify what makes the original joke work on a structural level (setup, subversion, irony) and then use those elements to build something genuinely funny without relying on harmful stereotypes.

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