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How do you join the US Marines?

Posted on August 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

Superglue their uniforms together

Joke Poo:

How do you get a job as a Squirrel Wrangler?

Staple all their nuts to the same tree.

Alright, let’s break down this joke and see what comedic gold we can mine:

Joke Dissection:

  • Core Concept: The joke relies on a subversion of expectation. We expect a serious or procedural answer to “How do you join the US Marines?” Instead, we get a ridiculous and absurd solution.
  • Humor Mechanism: The humor comes from:
    • Absurdity: The idea of supergluing uniforms together as a method of joining the Marines is completely ludicrous.
    • Contrast: The stark contrast between the serious question and the silly answer creates comedic tension.
    • Implied Difficulty: The question implies the Marines are hard to join. The answer suggests an easy (albeit preposterous) workaround.
  • Key Elements:
    • US Marines: Represents discipline, rigor, and exclusivity.
    • “Join”: Implies a formal process.
    • Superglue: Represents a mundane, everyday object applied in an inappropriate and disruptive way.
    • Uniforms: Symbolize order, conformity, and belonging within the Marines.

Comedic Enrichment & New Humor:

Okay, now let’s use some interesting facts and observations related to these elements to generate some new humor:

Approach 1: Playing on the Strength & Rigidity of Marine Training:

  • Fact: Marine recruits undergo intense physical and mental training designed to break them down and rebuild them as Marines.
  • New Joke:

    Why did the Marine recruit bring superglue to boot camp?

    He heard they were going to get broken down and rebuilt, and he wanted to be extra prepared. Figured he could skip the drill sergeant and get a head start on the “rebuilt” part.

Approach 2: Expanding on the Superglue Element:

  • Fact: Superglue (cyanoacrylate adhesive) was originally discovered accidentally during attempts to create clear gun sights for the Allied war effort in WWII.
  • New Observational Humor:

    It’s ironic that superglue, born from the desire to create clear gun sights in the war, is now being suggested as a (terribly ineffective) method of forcibly joining the Marines. Talk about a sticky situation… and a serious misapplication of purpose. I bet if the inventor saw the original joke, he would have glued himself to a chair in utter frustration.

Approach 3: Amplifying the Absurdity with Marine-Specific Details:

  • Fact: Marine uniforms are meticulously maintained and regulated. Imagine the chaos of superglue everywhere!
  • New Joke:

    You know, the superglue idea might work to get you close to the Marines, but getting through Inspection? Forget about it. The Drill Instructor would rather chew on glass than see a single errant dab of adhesive on that uniform. You’d be better off trying to sew yourself into their Dress Blues with dental floss!

Approach 4: A ‘Did You Know’ Fact with a Humorous Twist:

  • Fact: The Marine Corps motto is “Semper Fidelis,” which means “Always Faithful.”
  • New “Did You Know…?”

    Did you know the US Marines are so loyal, they’re “Semper Fidelis”… to the idea that you shouldn’t need superglue to join. If you’re relying on adhesives, maybe their motto should be “Try Again Next Year!”

In summary:

The original joke’s humor is simple and stems from the absurd juxtaposition of a serious topic and a silly solution. By delving into factual information and expanding on the key elements, we can create additional humorous content that either enhances the original joke or offers a fresh, related comedic perspective. The key is to maintain the playful subversion and lighthearted tone of the original.

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