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The band Foreigner has launched a new North American tour.

Posted on August 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

They’ll be called Domestic in the States though.

Okay, here’s a joke riffing on the “Foreigner” joke, titled “Joke Poo,” trying to maintain a similar structure and twist:

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The British band, The Royal Guard, are launching a new world tour.

They’ll be called The Privy Council when they play in the bathroom though.

Alright, let’s break down this joke and then remix it for maximum comedic effect.

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: “The band Foreigner has launched a new North American tour.” – Establishes a well-known band (Foreigner) and a common activity (a tour).
  • Punchline: “They’ll be called Domestic in the States though.” – Creates humor through incongruity and a play on words. The irony lies in Foreigner becoming Domestic when performing within the country it’s considered foreign to. It highlights the relativity of the terms.
  • Humor Type: Wordplay, irony, observational.

Key Elements to Exploit:

  1. The Band Name: Foreigner: The very name is ripe for jokes.
  2. Foreign vs. Domestic: The central contrast.
  3. Touring: The act of traveling between places.
  4. The Band Foreigner’s History/Songs: We can weave in facts about the band itself for an extra layer of wit.

New Humor Creation (Combination of witty observation and “Did You Know” fact):

Witty Observation:

“Foreigner changing their name to ‘Domestic’ for their US tour is like a chameleon attending a camouflage convention – it’s technically accurate, but you’re missing the point of the performance. I think what they really meant to call themselves in the States is ‘Double Vision’ – because that’s what happens when ticket prices for classic rock acts hit your bank account.”

“Did You Know” Fact & Punchline Combination:

“Did you know that Mick Jones, the founder of Foreigner, is the only original member still in the band? So, if they really wanted to embrace the ‘Domestic’ label, they should’ve just called the tour: ‘Mick Jones and Some Guys From Around Here’.”

Explanation of why this works:

  • Witty Observation: The joke uses relatable situations to connect with the target audience. Camouflage convention and double vision from seeing prices are both common experiences, relatable to older folks most likely to see Foreigner.
  • “Did You Know” & Punchline: It leverages a factual detail about the band’s current lineup (or lack thereof original members) to reinforce the “Domestic” concept, creating a cynical and observational humor (and a gentle ribbing of Foreigner themselves). It’s unexpected and plays on the listener’s awareness of the band.
    It enhances the original joke by:

    • Adding factual grounding (making the humor slightly more sophisticated).
    • Providing a new angle on the Foreigner/Domestic dichotomy (lineup changes).
    • Elevating it from a simple pun to a more insightful commentary on the music industry.

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