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Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?”

Posted on August 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

And it activated the front camera.

Okay, I can work with that. Here’s my “Joke Poo,” riffing on the original:

Joke Poo: Smart Toilet

Today, I asked my new smart toilet, “Why are my bowel movements so irregular?”

And it started analyzing a sample. It then scheduled a colonoscopy.

Okay, let’s break down this joke:

Joke Deconstruction:

  • Setup: The setup establishes a relatable scenario: feeling lonely and turning to technology (specifically, Siri) for answers. This taps into the modern dependence on smartphones for advice and validation.
  • Punchline: The punchline is visual and judgmental. Siri activating the front camera implies that the reason for the person’s singleness is their unattractive appearance. It’s a harsh, impersonal diagnosis delivered by a seemingly emotionless AI.
  • Humor Type: This joke uses a combination of:
    • Self-deprecating humor: The speaker is implicitly making fun of themselves.
    • Irony: The expectation is that Siri would offer advice or insight, not a brutal visual assessment.
    • Technology-related humor: Leaning on the inherent absurdity of trusting an AI for personal advice.

Key Elements for Enhancement:

  • Siri/Voice Assistants: The core of the interaction.
  • Singleness/Relationships: The topic being explored (or, in this case, avoided with a visual burn).
  • Front Camera/Appearance: The tool and target of the joke.

New Humor Creation:

Let’s try a “Did You Know?” style observation that builds on the original joke’s premise:

Did you know?

Siri’s front camera activation protocol wasn’t initially designed for brutal relationship assessments. In its early beta stages, if asked about relationship woes, Siri would just silently launch Tinder. Users complained that swiping through profiles while talking to an AI created a feedback loop of existential dread, and the feature was deemed “too efficient for its own good” by Apple engineers. They switched to the camera hoping for a more… nuanced response. Early data suggests it’s just made people delete the dating apps and buy more cats.

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