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What do morticians have with every meal?

Posted on August 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Grave-y

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your mortician joke:

Joke Poo: What do plumbers install after every feast?

A septic tankful!

Alright, let’s analyze this pun-tastic joke:

Deconstruction:

  • Setup: “What do morticians have with every meal?” This sets up an expectation related to the profession of morticians (people who prepare the dead for burial or cremation).
  • Punchline: “Grave-y” This is a pun, relying on the phonetic similarity between “gravy” (a sauce) and “grave,” linking back to the themes of death and burial.
  • Humor Mechanism: The humor comes from the unexpected and slightly morbid connection of a common food item (gravy) to a serious and often somber profession (mortician). The element of surprise and the slight ‘ick’ factor of death being brought to the dinner table contributes to the joke’s comedic effect.

Key Elements:

  1. Morticians: The profession is central to the joke.
  2. Grave: The element of death and burial.
  3. Gravy: The common food item used in the pun.

Comedic Enrichment – New Joke/Observation:

Option 1: Expanding on Mortician Expertise (New Joke):

Why did the mortician become a food critic specializing in sauces?

Because he had a deadly serious knowledge of covering things up and making them look presentable!

Analysis: This joke leverages the mortician’s skill in “covering up” imperfections, linking it to the function of sauce in cuisine. The phrase “deadly serious” is another pun to give it that extra kick.

Option 2: Did You Know (Amusing Tidbit):

Did you know that the word “gravy” comes from the Old French word “grave,” meaning a rich sauce or broth? While the etymology isn’t directly related to gravesites, it’s fascinating how language can sometimes unintentionally echo darker themes, much like a mortician’s dinner conversation.

Analysis: This adds a layer of historical context that enhances the joke. The connection between “grave” (rich sauce) and the word “gravy” plays well with the existing pun.

Option 3: Witty Observation

Morticians are really the ultimate multi-taskers. They prepare bodies for their final resting place, and apparently, ensure there’s enough place setting for delicious gravy too.

Analysis: This observation makes a lighthearted comparison between preparing a grave and setting a table for a meal.

I think these add some extra layers of comedy to the initial punchline. Let me know if you’d like more!

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