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A girl starts working at a construction company

Posted on August 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

The guys making fun of her, and one asks if she even knows the difference between a screw, a nail and a bolt.

She replies: well, I think I’ve never been bolted before

Title: Joke Poo: The Bakery Blitz

A new trainee starts working at a high-end pastry shop. The head pastry chef, a notoriously grumpy old man, is constantly testing her, and one day asks if she even knows the difference between a croissant, a pain au chocolat, and a kouign-amann.

She replies: Well, I think I’ve never been kouign-amanned before.

Okay, let’s analyze that joke:

Joke Breakdown:

  • Setup: A girl starts a new job in a male-dominated environment (construction). This immediately establishes a potential power dynamic and expectation of gender-based humor.
  • Punchline Trigger: The co-worker’s question about screws, nails, and bolts sets up a technical, work-related challenge, implying the girl is less capable.
  • Punchline: Her response uses “bolted” in a double entendre, referencing both construction and a sexual encounter. This is the core of the joke’s humor – subverting the expected answer with a suggestive one, turning the table on the initial challenge.

Key Elements:

  • Construction Terminology: “Screw,” “nail,” “bolt” are all fundamental construction terms.
  • Double Entendre: “Bolted” is the linchpin. It’s a verb related to fastening with a bolt AND slang for having sex.
  • Gender Stereotypes: The underlying assumption is that a woman wouldn’t have expertise in construction and the implication of sexual objectification.
  • Innuendo: The punchline relies on suggestive humor rather than explicit description.

Comedic Enrichment & New Humor:

Let’s focus on the construction aspect and its surprisingly rich history:

Did You Know: The oldest known bolts were discovered in Pompeii! These bronze bolts, used for securing doors and various construction purposes, date back to around 79 AD. Imagine the conversations those Roman construction workers were having…probably pretty similar to our modern-day interactions, just with togas!

New Joke:

A construction worker is showing a new hire around. “Now, see that building? It’s held together with over 50,000 bolts.”

The new hire replies, “Wow! That’s a lot of commitment.”

Explanation of New Joke:

  • It plays on the idea of “bolted” implying something secure and bound together.
  • The response changes the focus from the physical structure to the emotional aspect of “commitment” which can be quite insecure in this world.
  • There’s a subtle double entendre there as well with commitment and being bolted to something.

Why This Works:

  • It uses a factual tidbit to add a layer of unexpected interest. People don’t often think about the history of everyday objects like bolts.
  • The new joke uses the double meaning of commitment to add humor.
  • The humor avoids direct explicitness but retains a cheeky, slightly suggestive undertone, which is the comedic style of the original joke.

So, by analyzing the original joke and leveraging related factual information, we can create new humor that riffs on the same themes while adding a layer of depth. I hope you found my response enjoyable!

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