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What do you call a book club that’s been stuck on one book for decades?

Posted on August 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

Church

Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the joke, maintaining a similar structure but with a twist on the core concept:

Joke Poo: What do you call a plumbing crew that’s been working on the same toilet for decades?

*White House .

Okay, let’s break down this joke.

Analysis:

  • Setup: “What do you call a book club that’s been stuck on one book for decades?” – This sets up an expectation of a clever name for a book club, likely related to books, reading, or long durations.
  • Punchline: “Church” – This is the surprise element. The humor arises from the incongruity. Church is associated with tradition, long-standing institutions, and often, a focus on a single, central text (the Bible) over extended periods.
  • Humor Type: Pun/Wordplay. The humor comes from the double meaning of “church” – a religious institution, and something that adheres rigidly to a single text for a long time. The joke relies on a stereotype of religious institutions.

Key Elements:

  • Book Club
  • Stuck/Long Duration
  • One Book
  • Church (as institution/tradition)

Comedic Enrichment – New Joke/Observation/Did You Know:

Option 1: Related Joke

Why did the library donate all its self-help books to a church?

Because they both specialize in taking years to change your life!

Rationale: This joke uses the same core comparison: equating something related to books (self-help books from the library) with the slow pace of change often associated with established religion. It leans into the pace as the shared element of comparison.

Option 2: Amusing Observation/Did You Know:

Did you know that the average “War and Peace” book club actually lasts longer than some small local church congregations? Tolstoy’s epic has become a modern test of faith, pushing members beyond their reading comprehension limits and into existential crises. Some argue it’s a more demanding spiritual journey than Lent!

Rationale: This observation plays on the stereotype of incredibly long and dense classic literature like “War and Peace.” By exaggerating its length and difficulty, we humorously compare it to the endurance required in religious devotion, further riffing on the original joke’s theme. It adds a layer of self-deprecating humor towards literary pretensions and the perceived arduousness of reading “important” books.

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