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I throw up when ever I hear a joke

Posted on August 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

It's a gag reflex

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the “I throw up when I hear a joke” joke:

Joke Poo: The Bottom Line

I poop whenever I hear a pun.

It’s a crappie reaction.

Alright, let’s break down this joke and then build something funny on top of it!

Analysis:

  • Type of Joke: Pun. It relies on the double meaning of “gag reflex.” One meaning is the physiological reaction to vomiting, the other is a reaction to a bad joke.
  • Key Elements:
    • Vomiting/Throwing Up
    • Jokes
    • The term “gag reflex”

Comedic Enrichment:

Okay, let’s use some knowledge about these elements to create a new joke or observation:

Approach 1: Focusing on the Gag Reflex Itself (physiological angle)

  • Observation: My doctor told me I have an overactive gag reflex. I said, “That’s terrible! What can I do?” He said, “Don’t become a comedian, and definitely avoid ventriloquism.”

Approach 2: Highlighting the Subjectivity of Taste in Humor (jokes angle)

  • Joke: Why did the stand-up comedian bring a bucket on stage? He heard his audience had severe gag reflexes, but he only knew dad jokes!

Approach 3: Combining physiological humor with joke-telling

  • Did you know?: The severity of a gag reflex can be influenced by psychological factors like stress and anxiety. That’s why my joke-telling is actually cutting-edge preventative healthcare. I stress people out before they hear a joke, so their gag reflex is already primed and ready for laughter, not projectile evacuation!

Approach 4: The meta approach (referencing the original joke directly)

  • I hear that joke and I don’t throw up. Guess I have a… gag tolerance.

I tried to create options that each build upon the original joke in different ways. Hope you find one (or more!) amusing!

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