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One time in Bangkok

Posted on August 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

I remember that time in Bangkok, 2 Thai girls approached me and asked if I wanted to have a 3some, they said it would be like winning the lottery… and it was

We had 6 matching balls.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original, titled “Coding Conference Revelation”:

Title: Coding Conference Revelation

I remember that time at the Silicon Valley coding conference, two venture capitalists approached me and asked if I wanted to create a unicorn startup with them. They said it would be like winning the lottery… and it was.

We all had 6 shared vulnerabilities.

Alright, let’s break down this joke:

Core Joke Structure:

  • Setup: The narrator recounts being approached by two Thai women in Bangkok with an offer for a threesome. The setup uses the familiar trope of exotic encounters and potential romantic/sexual escapades.
  • Misdirection/Premise: The women compare the experience to winning the lottery, implying immense pleasure or good fortune.
  • Punchline: The punchline reveals that the “winning lottery” refers to the fact that all three individuals have testicles, highlighting a surprising and humorous gender dynamic in the threesome. The wordplay uses “balls” to refer to lottery balls and testicles.

Key Elements:

  • Bangkok Setting: Exotic location often associated with adventure and less rigid social norms.
  • Threesome Offer: A subject that carries inherent sexual connotations and expectations.
  • Lottery Metaphor: Sets up an expectation of winning something highly desirable.
  • Wordplay (“balls”): Delivers the unexpected twist that plays on a double meaning of the word.
  • Gender and Sexuality: The punchline relies on a subversion of assumed gender roles.

Now, let’s use this dissection to create some comedic enrichments:

Enrichment Idea 1: A Witty Observation

“I’ve always found the lottery analogy flawed. Winning the lottery statistically improves your financial situation. After my own ‘Bangkok lottery’, I needed both financial and emotional assistance.”

Rationale: This observation plays on the potential awkwardness or unexpected consequences of the scenario depicted in the joke. It acknowledges the “winning” aspect but twists it to suggest a less desirable outcome.

Enrichment Idea 2: A “Did You Know?” Tidbit

“Did you know that in Thailand, some trans individuals identify as ‘ladyboys’ or ‘kathoey,’ and their visibility and acceptance vary within different social circles? The joke plays on the Westerner’s tendency to not understand the nuance of gender within Thai culture while thinking he has the “inside scoop”.”

Rationale: This brings in a bit of cultural awareness while acknowledging the potential for misunderstanding or stereotyping.

Enrichment Idea 3: A Revised Joke

“I was in Bangkok, and these two women promised me a ‘sure thing.’ They said it was even better than the national lottery. Turns out, they were selling timeshares. At least with that kind of lottery, you only get screwed once a year.”

Rationale: This revised joke retains the Bangkok setting and the promise of a “sure thing,” but it subverts the expectation of a sexual encounter, replacing it with a common scam. The punchline uses the “lottery” analogy in the context of being cheated or swindled.

Enrichment Idea 4: A Play on Word Associations

“Instead of ‘balls’, imagine if the punchline was “matching birthmarks.” Suddenly the lottery analogy becomes a lot less… competitive.”

Rationale: This shows the power of word choice in the punchline and how a different selection of wording can change the humor into the macabre.

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