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I was in the arts & crafts store and I dipped my testicles in a jar of glitter.

Posted on August 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

It was pretty nuts.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” building on the original’s structure and surprise pun:

Title: Gardener’s Regret

I was in the gardening center, and I accidentally backed my tractor into a pile of manure.

It was pretty rutal.

Alright, let’s break down this glittery joke:

Joke Dissection:

  • Premise: The speaker is in an arts & crafts store and impulsively dips their testicles into a jar of glitter. This is inherently absurd and shocking, creating immediate comedic tension.
  • Punchline: “It was pretty nuts.” This is a classic pun, playing on the double meaning of “nuts” (testicles and crazy/unexpected).
  • Humor Source: The humor relies on:
    • Surprise: The act is unexpected and violates social norms.
    • Visual Imagery: The image of glitter-covered testicles is both ridiculous and strangely appealing (or appalling, depending on the viewer).
    • Pun: The clever wordplay provides a satisfying comedic release.
    • Body Humor/Incongruity: Incongruity is used between the act being committed, and the setting of it.

Enrichment & New Humor Creation:

Now, let’s leverage some facts/interesting tidbits related to glitter, testicles, and arts & crafts to create something new:

Factoid Angle (Glitter): Microplastics, which have caused many problems, are found in glitter.

New Observation:

“I thought I was being artsy and innovative dipping my… ahem… components into glitter. Turns out I was just adding to the global microplastic crisis. So, not only am I itchy, but I’m also contributing to the slow death of marine life. Talk about a ballsy move… but a ballsy mistake.”

Factoid Angle (Testicles): One testicle often hangs lower than the other.

New Joke:

“My therapist asked me, ‘Why are you so obsessed with glitter?’ I told him, ‘Doc, it started at the arts & crafts store… you see, one of my testicles always felt like it was missing something, being just a tad lower than the other, you know? I thought, ‘A little sparkle might even things out. Give them both some pizzazz.’ Now, one’s still slightly lower, but at least they’re both equally fabulous…and itchy. He’s referring me to a dermatologist and a glitter-specific support group.”

Factoid Angle (Arts & Crafts): Arts & crafts are often used as therapy for stress reduction.

New Witty Observation:

“People go to arts & crafts for stress relief. They knit, they paint, they sculpt. I just took the ‘hands-on’ approach to a whole new level…and now I have to explain to the pottery instructor why there’s glitter in the clay. This is NOT what I meant by ‘getting in touch with your inner child.'”

Meta-Commentary (On the original Joke)

“You know, people often criticize my sense of humor, saying it’s juvenile and lowbrow. And they’re probably right. I mean, I could make a joke about the socio-economic implications of arts funding cuts. OR, I could tell you about the time I used a jar of glitter in a way that would make Liberace blush and the janitor gag. It’s a matter of priorities, really.”

The key to successful comedic enrichment is to amplify the core absurdities and play off the underlying themes (in this case, the unexpected, the body-centric, and the incongruous) with unexpected twists and factual grounding.

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