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If at first you don’t succeed…

Posted on August 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

…skydiving is not for you.

Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your original skydiving joke:

Joke Poo: Coding Blues

If at first your code doesn’t compile…

…maybe you should have used Python.

Okay, let’s break down this joke and see what humorous gold we can mine!

Dissection of the Joke:

  • Premise: The joke plays on the familiar saying “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.” This proverb encourages perseverance.
  • Twist: It subverts the expectation of continued effort by applying it to a high-stakes activity (skydiving) where repeated failure is decidedly not recommended. It implies a very final failure.
  • Humor: The humor lies in the incongruity between the motivational advice and the disastrous consequences in this specific context. It’s dark humor, delivered with a touch of macabre wit.

Key Elements:

  1. Persistence/Failure: The core theme of the original proverb.
  2. Skydiving: The dangerous activity providing the contrasting context.
  3. Consequences: The implied (fatal) outcome of a failed skydiving attempt.

Comedic Enrichment:

Now, let’s use those elements to create something new:

Option 1: The Amusing ‘Did You Know’

“Did you know that the fatality rate for skydiving is approximately 0.0007% per jump? Which sounds incredibly low, right? Until you remember that even attempting skydiving significantly lowers your chances of ever quoting the ‘If at first you don’t succeed…’ proverb ever again. Pro tip: Parachutes are generally a one-time use item for beginners. Like participation trophies… only more vital.”

Option 2: New Joke (Playing on statistics)

“What did the statistician say after his first (and last) skydiving jump? ‘Well, technically, I did succeed… once. Made a heck of an impact on the average lifespan data, though!'”

Option 3: A Witty Observation

“They say practice makes perfect. In skydiving, however, ‘perfect’ is more of a requirement than a goal.”

Analysis of the New Material:

  • Option 1 (Did You Know): Uses the real statistic to underscore the inherent danger, then connects it back to the original proverb, making a dark humor connection. The comparison to participation trophies adds a contemporary, slightly sarcastic edge.
  • Option 2 (New Joke): Uses the idea of statistical impact to turn the grim situation into a joke about how someone could unintentionally contribute to a statistic.
  • Option 3 (Witty Observation): Is a short, slightly philosophical, statement that highlights the stakes of skydiving and the importance of mastery before attempting it.

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