Skip to content
Joke Poo
Menu
  • Home
    • The Enduring Power of a Good Joke
  • Categories
    • Totally Feckin random
    • Why Did
    • Long
    • Wife
    • Walks into a bar
    • Dog
    • Bartender
    • Husband
    • Doctor
    • Chicken
  • Privacy Policy
Menu
Fake Poo

I’ve always been more impressed with living music creators.

Posted on June 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

The dead ones can only decompose.

Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your original, titled as requested:

Joke Poo: The Recycled Joke

I’ve always been more impressed with current meme creators.

The old ones can only be…re-posted.

Alright, let’s dissect this joke:

Key Elements:

  • Juxtaposition: Contrasting "living music creators" (composers, musicians, songwriters) with "dead ones."
  • Superiority Claim: The joke implies living creators are "more impressive" than dead ones.
  • Humorous Reason: The reason for the superiority is that dead creators can only decompose.
  • Irony: This is a dark humor joke leveraging the cycle of life. It touches on the inherent mortality of artists, despite the potentially immortal nature of their art.

Analysis:

The humor lies in the stark and somewhat morbidly obvious reason for preferring living creators. It’s funny because it’s true, but it’s a truth we don’t usually dwell on when discussing artistic merit. It uses a blunt, literal interpretation of "doing something" to create an absurd contrast.

Comedic Enrichment – "Did You Know?" Edition

Did you know that certain types of fungi actually thrive on decaying organic matter, including (hypothetically, of course) dead composers? Some are even used in musical instruments! You could argue that a deceased composer, post-decomposition, might actually contribute to the growth of a new, living art form… albeit one reliant on mycelium and woodwind instruments. So, maybe the dead ones are just playing the long game.

New Joke – Playing on Musical Terminology

Why did the dead composer get a terrible review? Because his music was described as ‘decomposing allegro.’

Witty Observation

It’s hard to collaborate with dead musicians. They always refuse to be session musicians and can’t keep a tempo.

I hope these are humorous and playful elaborations on the original joke!

Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
  • A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar
  • I wrote a song about being naked.
  • Girlfriend needs a seat!
  • I’m So Old…
  • I’m surprised there’s not a lawn company called Paradise City…

Categories

  • "Walks into a bar"
  • Bartender
  • Blonde
  • Chicken
  • Dirty
  • Doctor
  • Dog
  • Heaven
  • Husband
  • Irishman
  • Knock Knock
  • Knock-Knock Joke
  • Lawyer
  • Lightbulb
  • Long
  • Mother-in-law
  • Politician
  • Priest
  • Religion
  • Totally Feckin random
  • Walks into a bar
  • What's the difference
  • Why Did
  • Wife
©2025 Joke Poo | Design: Newspaperly WordPress Theme