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Every doctor I see says the same thing . . .

Posted on August 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

Oh, you're nude already . . .

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your prompt:

Joke Poo: Every Plumber…

Every plumber I call says the same thing…

“Oh, you’ve already cleared the toilet?”

Alright, let’s dissect this joke and see what comedic gems we can unearth!

Joke Breakdown:

  • Setup: “Every doctor I see says the same thing…” – This creates an expectation of a common medical observation or advice.
  • Punchline: “Oh, you’re nude already…” – This subverts the expectation. Instead of professional medical comment, we get an observation suggesting the speaker is prematurely undressed. The humor derives from the unexpected shift in context (clinical to slightly awkward/suggestive).
  • Key Elements: Doctors, patient nudity, expectation subversion, implied awkwardness.

Analysis:

The joke’s humor hinges on the contrast between the clinical environment we expect and the slightly risqué reality implied. The unexpectedness is key.

Comedic Enrichment:

Let’s play with this, keeping the key elements in mind:

New Joke:

Why did the nudist get banned from the hospital?

Because he kept asking the doctors, “Is this how you make a house call?”

Witty Observation:

It’s a testament to modern medicine that we can be completely naked in front of a stranger and it’s considered a professional examination, not a cry for help.

Amusing “Did You Know” (playing off the original joke):

Did you know the history of medical gowns is surprisingly short? Before the 20th century, doctors often conducted examinations with patients fully clothed, relying on palpation and observation. So, the joke’s premise wouldn’t even make sense a century ago. Now that’s progress (or perhaps, a reason for more awkward encounters!).

Explanation of the new joke:

This joke utilizes the same elements of nudity, doctors and expectations as the original joke. The setup is innocent enough, but the punchline subverts this by having the nudist take the ‘house call’ phrase too literally, making the situation inappropriate.

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