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A priest was telling his congregation about a Biblical tribe called the Samsonites.

Posted on August 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

"They were stranded in the desert with no food and no drink," the priest said, "but some rather nice luggage."

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Alright, let’s break down this joke and then see what comedic gold we can mine from it.

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: A priest is telling a story about a Biblical tribe, the “Samsonites” (a clever play on “Samson”).
  • Punchline: The tribe is stranded and desperate, but possess “rather nice luggage.”
  • Humor Source: The humor derives from the incongruity of the situation. The audience expects the priest to discuss a serious problem like famine and thirst in the desert, but instead he talks about the tribe’s luggage. This is unexpected and absurd. The pun on “Samsonite” amplifies the absurdity by associating a desperate situation with a well-known luggage brand.

Key Elements:

  • Biblical Context: Refers to the Old Testament and its stories of hardship and miracles.
  • Samson/Samsonite: A pun connecting a Biblical figure/people to a commercial brand.
  • Desert Setting: Conveys images of harsh conditions and essential needs.
  • Incongruity: The clash between expected religious narrative and commercial/materialistic concerns.
  • Luggage: Represents practicality, travel, and, in this context, a somewhat frivolous concern given the circumstances.

Comedic Enrichment: A “Did You Know?” style observation

Did you know that Samsonite, the luggage company, was founded in Denver, Colorado in 1910? Originally named the Shwayder Trunk Manufacturing Company, their early “Samson” suitcase, which was very strong was inspired by the Biblical Strongman, Samson. The choice of the name proved to be quite strategic – it not only suggested durability but also unknowingly set them up for millennia of priest-related puns. Imagine if they’d gone with “Goliath Luggage.” The joke potential would be much more limited… although, perhaps a gag about oversized suitcases would have worked well!

New Joke Suggestion:

A pastor was asked if he would accept a donation from the Samsonite Company. The pastor responded “I don’t know… it depends on what their carry-on beliefs are.”

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