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Where do bad rainbows go?

Posted on August 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

To prism…

But it's just a light sentence!

Joke Poo: Where do bad toilets go?

To the porcelain penitentiary…

But it’s just a flush sentence!

Alright, let’s break down this ray of comedic… hope?

Joke Dissection:

  • Core Pun: The joke hinges on the pun “prison” vs. “prism”. Rainbows are created by light passing through prisms (water droplets). So, the bad rainbows go to “prism”.
  • Second Layer Pun: The punchline continues the theme with “light sentence”, punning on the “light” in light passing through a prism and a “light” (lenient) sentence for a crime.
  • Target: The joke targets a broad audience familiar with basic science (rainbows, prisms, light) and the legal system (prison, sentencing).
  • Humor Source: The humor comes from the unexpected juxtaposition of scientific concepts with the world of crime and punishment, combined with the wordplay. It’s gentle, clever, and relies on shared knowledge for its impact.

Comedic Enrichment & New Humor:

Okay, let’s leverage this. I’m going to focus on the “light sentence” aspect and prism technology, bringing in some historical context.

Amusing “Did You Know” & A New Joke:

Did You Know: The earliest known written record of someone experimenting with prisms to understand light was in the 1st century AD by Seneca the Younger. He actually described a prism’s ability to create a rainbow! Now, he didn’t get a light sentence, he just got a slightly brighter understanding of the cosmos.

New Joke:

Why did the bad rainbow hire a lawyer made of pure quartz?

…Because he knew he’d need a skilled “prism-pter” to avoid a full spectrum of legal trouble. Turns out, he was charged with illuminating sensitive documents a little too brightly. The prosecution was trying to reflect poorly on him during the trial. They are planning to ask the judge for at least seven years, because that’s how many “colorful” felonies he committed.

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