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I tried to organise a hide and seek tournament…

Posted on August 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

I failed…it is really hard to find good players….

Joke Poo:

Title: I tried to organise a competitive eating contest for picky eaters…

I failed…the menu was just too limited.

Alright, let’s dissect this hide-and-seek joke!

Original Joke Analysis:

  • Core Concept: The humor lies in the ironic expectation vs. reality. The phrase “organize a hide and seek tournament” sets up an expectation of logistical challenges related to tournament organization (rules, referees, prizes, etc.).
  • Punchline: The punchline reveals the actual challenge: finding competent participants. The humor stems from the literal, obvious problem inherent in the game itself being the reason for failure, not typical organizational hurdles.
  • Humor Type: Pun, ironic understatement, a play on the obvious.

Key Elements:

  1. Hide and Seek: The game itself, with its core mechanic of hiding.
  2. Tournament: The formal, organized structure.
  3. “Good Players”: A double entendre – implying both skill in hiding AND willingness to participate.
  4. Irony: The ironic problem that the problem is literally finding good players.

Comedic Enrichment/New Humor:

Here’s a “Did You Know” fact and a related joke, drawing from the key elements:

“Did You Know” Observation:

“Did you know that the longest recorded game of hide-and-seek lasted 34 years? A group of friends in Italy decided to play in 1986, and one person, Domenico, was never found…until 2020. He had actually left for a hike and forgotten about the game.”

New Joke/Observation:

I heard about a hide-and-seek tournament where the prize was a lifetime supply of disappearing ink. Apparently, the winner is still using it; no one’s seen them since the awards ceremony.

Explanation of New Humor:

  • The “Did You Know” plays on the literal aspect of hiding, exaggerating the length of time someone could hide to the point of absurdity and the lack of seriousness towards the game.
  • The New Joke reinforces the theme of hiding. The disappearing ink and missing winner continue the play on the literal nature of the challenge and add a layer of dark humor. The ink is an actual element from the game.

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