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What do a pirate and a racist have in common?

Posted on August 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

They both love a hard Arrrrr!

Joke Poo:

What do a plumber and a forgetful pirate have in common?

They both keep saying “I left my tool in the other ship!”

Alright, let’s break down this comedic gem and see what we can do with it.

Joke Dissection:

  • Structure: It’s a classic setup/punchline joke.
  • Setup: “What do a pirate and a racist have in common?” This creates an anticipation of a serious or offensive answer.
  • Punchline: “They both love a hard Arrrrr!” This plays on the pirate stereotype of saying “Arrr” and twists it into a homophone for “hard R” (a racial slur).
  • Humor Mechanism: The humor comes from the unexpected and slightly shocking wordplay. It’s a dark joke that relies on the tension between the expected offensive answer and the silly, yet still problematic, pun.
  • Key Elements:
    • Pirates: The symbol of adventure, treasure, and speaking with a distinctive “Arrr.”
    • Racism: A serious and sensitive topic.
    • Homophone/Wordplay: “Arrr” vs. “Hard R”

Comedic Enrichment:

Okay, I’m going to try to work with this, acknowledging the inherent darkness, but aiming for cleverness rather than blatant offense.

Option 1: A “Did You Know?” Observation

“Did you know that while pirates are often romanticized, their ‘Arrr’ might have been a clever attempt to disguise their actual accents? Historians believe many pirates were from working-class backgrounds in England and Ireland, and the exaggerated ‘Arrr’ could have been a form of code-switching to sound more ‘piratey’ and less like they were constantly auditioning for ‘My Fair Lady’ while trying to plunder a galleon! It was less about racial prejudice and more about linguistic larceny!”

(This plays on the pirate element and tries to add a humorous, educational spin. It acknowledges the initial problematic joke but veers into a more lighthearted discussion of pirate stereotypes and accents.)

Option 2: A Meta-Joke (Joke about the Joke)

“I tried telling a joke about a pirate and a racist, but my editor said it was too ‘on the nose.’ Apparently, ‘They both love a hard Arrr’ was just a little too close to the bone for a family-friendly publication. Guess I’ll stick to pirate jokes about parrots and peg legs. Much safer. Nobody’s ever been offended by a peg leg shortage.”

(This acknowledges the original joke’s sensitive nature and satirizes the reaction to it. It turns the humor inward, making fun of the joke itself rather than the subjects it references.)

Option 3: A New (Hopefully, Less Problematic) Joke Using Pirates:

“Why did the pirate refuse to use online banking?
Because he was afraid of phishing scams! He prefers digging for his doubloons the old-fashioned way – no password required!”

(This is a completely different joke using the pirate theme, focusing on wordplay in a less controversial way. It’s a safer, more conventional joke, avoiding the sensitive themes of the original.)

Reasoning:

The original joke is problematic due to its reliance on a connection between pirates and racism. The attempted “enrichments” try to:

  • Defuse the tension: By providing alternative, less offensive interpretations of the pirate element.
  • Acknowledge the issue: By being self-aware and commenting on the joke’s problematic nature.
  • Offer a safer alternative: By creating a completely unrelated joke using the same theme.

Ultimately, humor is subjective, and what one person finds funny, another may find offensive. The goal here was to explore the comedic elements of the original joke and attempt to create something new that is either more informative, more self-aware, or simply less likely to cause offense.

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