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Keyboard walks into a bar…

Posted on June 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

Bartender says: why the long space?

Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke, titled "Joke Poo":

Joke Poo: Toilet Walks Into a Bar…

Bartender says: "Hey, we don’t serve your kind in here!"

Toilet replies: "Look, I’ve had a crappy day, and all I want is a few shots. Plus, I heard the drinks here are flushed with flavor!"

Alright, let’s dissect this keyboard joke and then pump it up with some comedic fertilizer!

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: "Keyboard walks into a bar…" This is a classic anthropomorphic setup, giving human-like qualities to an inanimate object. This immediately creates a humorous incongruity.
  • Punchline: "Bartender says: why the long space?" The punchline hinges on the double meaning of "space." It refers both to physical space (a long object taking up room) and to the spacebar on a keyboard. The humor comes from the unexpected shift to the keyboard’s perspective and the bartender’s witty (if predictable) observation.

Key Elements:

  1. Anthropomorphism: The keyboard walking into a bar.
  2. Double Entendre: The word "space."
  3. Bar Setting: A familiar location for jokes.
  4. Wordplay: The pun based on "space."

Comedic Enrichment and New Humor Creation:

Okay, let’s leverage these elements. Here’s a "Did You Know" factoid that serves as a launchpad for a new joke:

Factoid: The spacebar is, on average, the longest key on a keyboard. However, that wasn’t always the case. Early mechanical typewriters often had multiple spacebars, sometimes even one for each thumb! This was to accommodate different typing styles and to distribute the force needed to advance the carriage.

New Joke/Observation:

"So, a really old typewriter, fresh off the assembly line, shuffles into the bar. The bartender, wiping down the counter, raises an eyebrow and asks, ‘Hey! What’s with all the spaces?’ The typewriter, a bit bewildered, replies, ‘Listen, I just came from the 19th century! We believed in thorough spacing. Plus, I’ve been told I have too many tabs.’"

Analysis of the New Joke:

  • It builds on the original concept of an inanimate object entering a bar and getting a remark.
  • It utilizes the historical fact about multiple spacebars on old typewriters.
  • It adds a layer of anachronistic humor (the old typewriter in a modern bar).
  • It introduces another element of keyboard-related wordplay: "tabs."

Another option – A Witty Observation:

"You know, the ‘Why the long space?’ joke is funny, but it’s kind of a passive-aggressive way for a bartender to tell a keyboard it’s taking up too much room. Maybe we need a support group for excessively lengthy peripherals feeling judged in social settings. We could call it ‘Space Cadets Anonymous.’"

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