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After spending the night at a hotel with a prostitute, a politician takes three $100 bills out of his wallet and places them on the dresser.

Posted on September 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Thanks," says the hooker, "but I only charge 20 bucks."

"Twenty bucks for the whole night?" the politician says. "There's no way you can make a living on that."

"Oh, don't worry," replies the prostitute. "I do a little blackmail on the side."

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After a grueling all-nighter debugging code, a software engineer meticulously comments out three lines of what he thinks is faulty code and prepares to push the changes.

“Thanks,” says the junior developer reviewing the pull request, “but the fix was only on line 52.”

“Line 52 for the whole problem? There’s no way you could have found the bug that quick.” the engineer replies.

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Alright, let’s dissect this joke and then spin it into something new!

Joke Breakdown:

  • Core Elements:
    • Politician: The stock character representing power, often associated with hypocrisy and potential corruption.
    • Prostitute: A character operating outside societal norms, often portrayed as street-smart and resourceful.
    • Hotel: A setting of privacy and potential discretion (or indiscretion).
    • Money/Transaction: Highlights the transactional nature of the encounter, and provides a financial element ripe for comedic misdirection.
    • Blackmail: The punchline. It subverts expectations, revealing the prostitute’s cunning and highlighting the politician’s vulnerability.
  • Humor Source: The humor arises from the unexpected reversal. We expect the politician to be in control, but the prostitute turns the tables through blackmail. It also plays on the stereotype of politicians being susceptible to scandals.
  • Underlying Themes: Hypocrisy, power dynamics, societal taboos.

Now, let’s enrich and expand!

Here are a few directions we can take this, playing with the core elements and injecting some related factual/interesting tidbits:

Option 1: A Witty Observation

“It’s always amusing to see how politicians try to appear generous… with other people’s money. In this case, the prostitute was in a unique position of knowing exactly where that money came from, and how to get even more of it.”

Option 2: An “Amusing Did You Know?”

“Did you know that the oldest profession might have actually shaped ancient laws? Some historians believe early legal codes contained provisions regarding the rights (or lack thereof) of prostitutes, reflecting a very early form of regulation. Which makes you wonder, in our modern version of the oldest profession – lobbying – should we expect a similar ‘blackmail’ clause added soon?”

Option 3: A New Joke (playing on wordplay)

A politician is frantically packing his suitcase in a hotel room. His aide bursts in.

“Sir, it’s a disaster! They found the prostitute!”

The politician sighs in relief, “Oh thank goodness, I thought you were going to say the policy!”

Option 4: Enhanced Original Joke (using the ‘Did You Know?’)

(Original joke premise remains the same)

“Thanks,” says the hooker, “but I only charge 20 bucks.”

“Twenty bucks for the whole night?” the politician says. “There’s no way you can make a living on that.”

“Oh, don’t worry,” replies the prostitute. “I do a little blackmail on the side. You know, I’m helping make history. Apparently the first recorded evidence of laws regulating prostitution was around 2400 BC in Mesopotamia – I’m just keeping that tradition alive. Just a bit more… hands-on.”

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