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The Bible says to love thy neighbor.

Posted on September 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

And Kama Sutra shows how.

Okay, here’s my attempt:

Joke Poo: The Constitution

The Constitution says everyone is created equal.

And corporate lawyers show how some are more equal than others.

Alright, let’s break down this joke and then build upon it.

Analysis of the Original Joke:

  • Core Concept: The joke relies on juxtaposing two very different religious/philosophical texts: the Bible (associated with love, morality, and often, celibacy outside of marriage) and the Kama Sutra (focused on erotic positions and sexual pleasure).
  • Humor Mechanism: The humor comes from the unexpected and slightly irreverent pairing. It subverts the traditional interpretation of “love thy neighbor” as a purely spiritual or charitable act. The punchline implies a more… physical interpretation.
  • Key Elements:
    • The Bible
    • Love thy neighbor (a specific commandment)
    • Kama Sutra
    • Sexual Activity / Eroticism

Now, let’s leverage those elements for new humor:

Option 1: A ‘Did You Know?’ Observation

“Did you know? Ironically, while the Kama Sutra provides detailed instructions on loving your neighbor in a very specific way, its actual historical context was far less scandalous. It was intended as a guide to virtuous and fulfilling domestic life, which, apparently, included advanced acrobatics. So basically, it’s less a manual for infidelity and more an early 300-hour yoga teacher training with benefits.”

Why it works:

  • Takes the original joke’s premise (juxtaposing the Kama Sutra with notions of virtue) and adds factual information to complicate it.
  • The “300-hour yoga teacher training with benefits” is a contemporary, relatable comparison that creates a new humorous association.

Option 2: A Revised Joke

“The Bible tells us to love thy neighbor. The Tao Te Ching encourages harmony and balance. And my HOA bylaws? Well, they just encourage passive-aggressive parking complaints and suspiciously detailed lawn care regulations. Apparently, ‘love thy neighbor’ has a very different meaning in suburbia.”

Why it works:

  • Keeps the basic structure of presenting an expectation, then subverting it with a contrasting reality.
  • Replaces the Kama Sutra with the hyper-specific and often ridiculous world of HOA regulations, which are a common source of modern frustration.
  • Highlights the evolution of the concept of “love thy neighbor” to something much less benevolent.

Option 3: A Witty Observation

“It’s funny how ‘love thy neighbor’ has become synonymous with tolerance and acceptance. Maybe we should distribute Kama Sutras at community outreach events, with a disclaimer: ‘We’re not necessarily advocating this level of neighborly affection. Unless everyone is consenting, enthusiastic, and uses a coaster.'”

Why it works:

  • Plays on the absurdity of the original joke while adding a layer of self-awareness about the modern implications of consent and responsibility.
  • The “uses a coaster” punchline is a small, unexpected detail that reinforces the mundane nature of real-life neighborly relations.

In all these examples, we’ve taken the core ingredients of the original joke and used them as a springboard to create new, hopefully amusing, variations. The key is to identify the clash of ideas and either exaggerate it, subvert it further, or connect it to a relatable modern context.

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