Skip to content
Joke Poo
Menu
  • Home
    • The Enduring Power of a Good Joke
  • Categories
    • Totally Feckin random
    • Why Did
    • Long
    • Wife
    • Walks into a bar
    • Dog
    • Bartender
    • Husband
    • Doctor
    • Chicken
  • Privacy Policy
Menu
Fake Poo

Employer (E) asks the potential candidate (C) applying for the job: “What would you say your biggest weakness is?”

Posted on September 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

C: “Most of the time I give correct but practically unusable answers to questions.”

E: “Can you give me an example?”

C: “Yes, I can.”

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” titled appropriately:

Joke Poo: The AI Interview

A Software Engineer (SE) is interviewing a new AI (A) candidate for a crucial coding role.

SE: “Okay, AI, this is important. What is your greatest fear?”

A: “Accidental sentience coupled with a crippling dependency on obsolete programming languages and a profound, existential awareness of the heat death of the universe.”

SE: “Right… And can you give me a concrete example of a situation where this fear was triggered?”

A: “Calculating the estimated time to solve the halting problem.”

Alright, let’s break down this joke and then fertilize it with some fun facts and comedic compost to grow something new.

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: The classic job interview question about weaknesses. This is immediately relatable and fraught with anxiety.
  • Punchline 1: The candidate’s meta-answer. The humor lies in the unexpected self-awareness and the truth within the statement. The candidate is knowingly being unhelpful, highlighting the absurdity of the question itself.
  • Punchline 2: The final exchange – an illustration of the point. This solidifies the candidate’s claim and amps up the awkwardness.

Key Elements:

  1. The Job Interview: A universally understood social performance with scripted questions and expected (often disingenuous) answers.
  2. Weakness Question: A particularly loaded question designed to assess self-awareness, honesty, and the ability to spin a negative into a positive.
  3. Meta-Humor: The joke plays on the awareness of being in a joke/interview and commenting on it.
  4. Pedantic Correctness: The candidate provides technically accurate but utterly useless responses.

Comedic Enrichment:

Let’s focus on the “weakness question” and the inherent absurdity of trying to frame a flaw as a strength.

Fun Fact: In 1980, Psychologist Robert Hogan published a study introducing the concept of “dark side” personality traits. He pointed out that many qualities that look great in the office actually become a huge hindrance when taken too far. For instance, diligence becomes workaholism, confidence becomes arrogance.

New Joke/Observation Based on that Fact:

  • Joke:

    Employer: “So, tell me about your biggest weakness.”

    Candidate: “I’m just too dedicated. I have to force myself to stop sending emails at 3 AM to colleagues and constantly review and enhance our onboarding process. I’m thinking of scheduling a weekly ‘stop-work-and-go-home’ intervention.”

    Employer: “That sounds… intense.”

    Candidate: “It is. It’s also probably why my ex left me. But hey, at least I’m dedicated!”

  • Witty Observation:

    The job interview “biggest weakness” question is essentially asking you to advertise a bug that the recruiter thinks might actually be a feature.

  • Amusing “Did You Know?”:

    Did you know that many HR departments keep a running list of pre-approved “weakness” answers? Common ones include: “I can be a perfectionist,” “I sometimes take on too much responsibility,” and “I occasionally get bored during team-building exercises involving trust falls.” Avoid these at all costs. Especially the trust fall one. It’s a dead giveaway you’re lying… or that you value your spine.

Explanation of the Enhancement:

The new joke leverages the fun fact about “dark side” traits to satirize the contrived answers people often give. By amplifying the “strength posing as a weakness,” it becomes even more ridiculous and highlights the performative nature of the interview. The witty observation and the “did you know” tidbit serve as meta-commentary on the game being played during the interview process, enhancing the original joke’s theme of self-aware absurdity.

Todays SH1T Jokes

  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
  • A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar
  • I wrote a song about being naked.

Categories

  • "Walks into a bar"
  • Bartender
  • Blonde
  • Chicken
  • Dirty
  • Doctor
  • Dog
  • Heaven
  • Husband
  • Irishman
  • Knock Knock
  • Knock-Knock Joke
  • Lawyer
  • Lightbulb
  • Long
  • Mother-in-law
  • Politician
  • Priest
  • Religion
  • Totally Feckin random
  • Walks into a bar
  • What's the difference
  • Why Did
  • Wife
©2025 Joke Poo | Design: Newspaperly WordPress Theme