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My mom told me I was gaining weight. I said it’s for a role. She asked what role.

Posted on June 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

I said, ‘An emotionally damaged son who still answers your calls.’

Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version:

Joke Poo: The Intern’s Burden

My boss told me my performance was slipping lately. I said it was because I was playing a role. She asked what role.

I said, "The office scapegoat who has to take the blame for everyone’s PowerPoint presentations."

Alright, let’s break down this joke and then spice things up.

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: Mom notes son’s weight gain.
  • Punchline Trigger: The son claims it’s "for a role." This creates an expectation of a professional or artistic reason.
  • Punchline: The "role" is revealed to be something pathetic and darkly humorous: an emotionally damaged son reliant on his mother. This is funny because:
    • It subverts the expectation of a noble or justifiable role.
    • It relies on a relatable, if exaggerated, stereotype of a man-child.
    • It’s self-deprecating and honest about the dependency.
  • Humor Type: Self-deprecating, observational, slightly dark.

Key Elements:

  • Weight gain.
  • "Role" (implying acting).
  • Mother-son relationship.
  • Emotional damage/Dependency.

Comedic Enrichment: A "Did You Know" Fact and a New Joke Idea

Fact-Enhanced Observation:

Did you know that Marlon Brando gained a significant amount of weight for his role as Colonel Kurtz in "Apocalypse Now"? The problem wasn’t just the extra pounds; it was that he hadn’t bothered to learn his lines. Francis Ford Coppola ended up shooting much of Brando in shadows and using voiceover. So, next time your mom mentions your weight, you could tell her you’re method acting as a troubled genius. Just be prepared to mumble incoherently and hide in the dark.

New Joke Idea:

My therapist told me I need to establish healthier boundaries with my mother. I told her I was working on it. She asked how.

I said, "I changed her ringtone to the theme song from Psycho."

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