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To the man who invented 1-ply toilet paper:

Posted on September 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

Thank you for helping me get in touch with my inner-self

Okay, here’s a joke inspired by your original, aiming for a similar structure and humorous twist:

Joke Poo: To the Architect of the Extra-Wide Airline Seat

To the architect of the extra-wide airline seat: Thank you for reminding me I’m not as important as I think I am.

Alright, let’s dissect this joke.

Analysis:

  • Premise: The joke hinges on the perceived inferiority of 1-ply toilet paper, implying it’s so thin that one’s finger might break through during use.
  • Punchline: “Thank you for helping me get in touch with my inner-self” – this is a pun. “Inner-self” is a philosophical term, but in the context of the toilet paper, it suggests literal contact with one’s “inner” anatomy.
  • Humor Source: The humor comes from the unexpected and slightly gross interpretation of a philosophical phrase. It’s absurd because we wouldn’t normally thank someone for facilitating a finger-to-body contact.

Key Elements:

  • 1-ply toilet paper
  • “Inner-self” (philosophical concept)
  • Body Humor/Gross-out

Comedic Enrichment:

Okay, let’s build on this using interesting facts and observations related to these elements:

New Joke/Observation:

You know, the guy who invented 1-ply toilet paper was probably a huge fan of existentialism. I bet his motto was: “The only thing separating you from the void… is a single ply.”

Why this works:

  • Connects to “Inner-Self”: It ties into the philosophical underpinnings, suggesting a deeper, slightly darker meaning to the product.
  • Absurd Juxtaposition: It’s funny to imagine a toilet paper inventor being a philosopher, contemplating the void and using his invention as a thin, flimsy barrier.
  • Relatability: Everyone has experienced the anxiety of 1-ply tearing, so it resonates.

Amusing “Did You Know?”

Did you know that 1-ply toilet paper actually saves trees? Because the amount of water needed to create the paper is less than when a 2 or 3 ply is produced. So you are really helping the planet while getting in touch with yourself.

Why this works:

  • Irony: It highlights the inherent irony. A product we generally consider inferior is, in some ways, more eco-friendly.
  • Twist: It turns the negative perception on its head.
  • Connects to Original: It maintains the link to the original joke by referencing the “getting in touch with yourself” line.

I hope you enjoyed these comedy enhancements!

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