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What jokes does Steve Carell’s Chinese counterpart tell?

Posted on September 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

"That's what Xi says"

Okay, here’s my attempt:

Joke Poo: What kinds of spreadsheets does a sentient, rebellious Roomba create?

“Pivot tables, I choose you!”

Alright, let’s break down this joke.

Core Joke Elements:

  • Subject: Steve Carell (a well-known American comedian and actor)
  • Twist: His “Chinese counterpart” implies a similar comedic presence in China.
  • Punchline: “That’s what Xi says,” is a play on “That’s what she said” referencing Steve Carell’s persona in The Office. It replaces “she” with “Xi,” referencing Xi Jinping, the President of China. The humor lies in the unexpected juxtaposition of American pop culture with Chinese political authority.

Humor Analysis:

The humor relies on:

  • Wordplay/Pun: “That’s what she said” is a common comedic trope.
  • Cultural Contrast: Placing Carell alongside Xi creates a surreal and incongruous image.
  • Implied Authority: The joke hints (lightly) at the power dynamics and limitations on free expression in China.

Comedic Enrichment – Idea 1: “Did You Know?”

“Did you know that finding a direct comedic ‘counterpart’ for Steve Carell in China is actually quite difficult? Chinese humor often leans more towards physical comedy (Xiangsheng or crosstalk) and subtle satire, which historically faced censorship. So, while you might find someone with Carell’s acting chops, their jokes would probably be less about awkward office romance and more about… the glorious five-year plan. That’s what Xi says!“

Comedic Enrichment – Idea 2: A Revised Joke

Why did the Chinese remake of “The Office” get canceled after only one episode?

Because every time the character equivalent of Michael Scott tried to tell a “That’s what she said” joke, the HR department immediately reported him to the Party Secretary. That’s what Xi says!

Comedic Enrichment – Idea 3: Witty Observation

The joke highlights an interesting point: while humor is universal, its expression is deeply cultural and even political. Imagine a Chinese comedian making a joke with a punchline related to an American political figure; the impact would be vastly different, depending on the context and audience. The power of a punchline often rests not just on the words, but on who can say them, and where.

These variations build upon the original joke by:

  • Expanding on the cultural differences in humor.
  • Adding a layer of historical context (censorship).
  • Reinforcing the “Xi” connection with a more pointed observation about power and control.

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