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I cut a bunch of 25 cent pieces in half

Posted on September 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

I cut a bunch of 25 cent pieces in half, then cut them in half again and put them in a pint glass until it was filled halfway up, and sat it in my room.
Now I have a quarter quart of quartered quarters in my quarters.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original:

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I shrunk a bunch of 1080p images down to 1×1 pixels, then tiled them repeatedly until they covered half my computer screen. Now I have a full screen of single-pixel pictures in my pixels.

Alright, let’s dissect this quarter-centric quip!

Joke Breakdown:

  • Core Concept: The joke revolves around wordplay using “quarter” in multiple contexts: the coin (25-cent piece), a fraction (one-fourth), and a place of residence (“quarters”).
  • Setup: The initial action of cutting coins into quarters is the core premise, highlighting the literal manipulation.
  • Punchline: The final line (“a quarter quart of quartered quarters in my quarters”) is where the humor hits, due to the alliterative and somewhat nonsensical accumulation of “quarter” in different roles.
  • Type of Humor: This is primarily wordplay and observational humor. It’s funny because of the unexpected and increasingly absurd string of “quarter” uses.

Enhancement and New Humor Ideas:

Here’s a factual tidbit and how we can spin it:

  • Factual Tidbit: The U.S. Mint actually melted down millions of older, less-valuable silver coins in the 1980s to reclaim the silver.

New Joke/Observation Idea 1: The Economic Angle

I tried the “quartered quarters” thing, hoping I could multiply my wealth. Turns out, the U.S. Mint had the same idea back in the ’80s, except they melted down the silver. My artistic statement just ended up with sticky fingers. Now my landlord is calling the real quartered quarters “rent”.

Explanation: This new joke builds on the original’s premise but introduces the real-world practice of melting down coins for their metal value. It contrasts the original’s playful destruction with a more serious (and ultimately failed) economic endeavor, then lands with the “rent” pun.

New Joke/Observation Idea 2: The Historian’s View

A historian walks into a bar, orders a shot, and throws a handful of quartered quarters on the counter. The bartender says, “What’s this? Some sort of elaborate statement about the fragmentation of American values?” The historian replies, “Nope. Just trying to reconstruct a 1964 Kennedy half-dollar I found in my couch.”

Explanation: This leverages the historical aspect. Before 1965, U.S. dimes and quarters were made from 90% silver. After that year, coinage was made with a cheaper copper-nickel alloy. The “quartered quarters” become a hilariously ineffective, yet strangely symbolic, attempt to recreate something of value from the past.

New Joke/Observation Idea 3: The Absurdist Take

Did you know if you grind enough “quartered quarters” into a fine powder, and sprinkle it on your lawn, you’ll attract miniature golf courses? It’s a little-known horticultural tip. Be careful, though. Squirrels will try to steal the tiny putters.

Explanation: This is pure absurdism. The connection between quartered quarters and miniature golf is completely arbitrary and illogical, making it funny in a nonsensical way. The detail about the squirrels is a classic absurd touch.

By understanding the core elements and using real-world or outlandish associations, we can expand the original joke’s humor and make it richer (or, perhaps, quarter-richer!).

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