Skip to content
Joke Poo
Menu
  • Home
    • The Enduring Power of a Good Joke
  • Categories
    • Totally Feckin random
    • Why Did
    • Long
    • Wife
    • Walks into a bar
    • Dog
    • Bartender
    • Husband
    • Doctor
    • Chicken
  • Privacy Policy
Menu
Joke Poo

Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?

Posted on September 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

Doctor : Let me tell you a story: "There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped infront of him. In order to scare the Lion, the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun, and shot the Lion, then it died!

Guy : Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the Lion..

Doctor : Good! You understood the story. Next patient please..

Joke Poo: The Gardener’s Dilemma

Gardener: Doctor, my prize-winning pumpkin is enormous, even though I used the weakest fertilizer and barely watered it! It should be stunted, not record-breaking. How is that possible?

Doctor: Let me tell you a story: “There was once a Farmer who always relied on scarecrows to keep birds away from his crops. One day, he decided to use a giant inflatable dinosaur instead of the scarecrow. A flock of crows landed in his field, saw the dinosaur, and… immediately started building nests in its nostrils! They thrived!”

Gardener: That’s ridiculous! The dinosaur must have been filled with something else, or someone was secretly helping the crows!

Doctor: Exactly! You understand the story. Next patient with impossible horticulture issues, please…

Alright, let’s dissect this joke!

Core Elements:

  • The Setup: A seemingly impossible pregnancy despite using protection.
  • The Red Herring: The doctor’s illogical “umbrella-gun” story.
  • The Punchline: The doctor using the patient’s disbelief in the story to indirectly imply infidelity. The joke hinges on the patient understanding the absurdity of the story mirrors the absurdity of the pregnancy situation, without directly saying it.
  • Underlying Theme: Implied infidelity and the doctor’s subtle way of addressing it.

Comedic Devices Used:

  • Absurdity: The umbrella-gun scenario is intentionally ludicrous.
  • Analogy: The story is meant to be an analogy for an improbable situation.
  • Innuendo: The doctor never explicitly accuses the girlfriend; the implication is left to the patient.
  • Irony: The patient, seeking answers, essentially provides the answer himself by rejecting the illogical explanation.

Now, let’s enrich this with some factual tidbits and generate new humor:

Tidbit Inspiration:

  • Umbrella Fact: The umbrella was originally used for sun protection, not rain. The Romans used oiled cloths attached to sticks for rain.
  • Lion Fact: Lionesses do most of the hunting in a pride.
  • Pregnancy Fact: “Cryptic pregnancy” exists, where a woman is pregnant but doesn’t realize it, sometimes until late in the pregnancy.

New Humor Options:

1. A ‘Did You Know’ Enhancement:

“You know, that old joke about the pregnant girlfriend and the umbrella-gun got me thinking. Did you know umbrellas were originally for sun protection? So, in the doctor’s story, the hunter wasn’t just ridiculously lucky, he was also probably trying to avoid wrinkles! Maybe the girlfriend’s been avoiding the sun too… with someone else.”

2. An Alternative Punchline:

(After the “Umbrella-Gun” story)

“Guy: That’s ridiculous! Someone else must have shot the lion!”

“Doctor: Exactly! And someone else must have…contributed…to the pregnancy. Now, let’s talk about your lion-hunting skills… I mean, your knowledge of local fertility clinics.”

3. A Related Joke:

A man walks into a doctor’s office, looking distraught.

“Doctor, I’m convinced I’m turning into an umbrella!”

The doctor examines him thoroughly. “I don’t see any signs of that. You look perfectly normal.”

The man sighs. “Well, that’s a relief. But my wife keeps telling me I’m not open to her feelings.”

4. A Witty Observation:

The original joke is really a test of the patient’s self-awareness. The doctor is cleverly saying, “I’m giving you a ridiculous explanation to see if you’re smart enough to realize something fishy is going on.” It’s like a Rorschach test for infidelity!

Explanation of Choices:

  • The “Did You Know” adds a layer of historical irony to the already absurd story, making the implied infidelity even more blatant.
  • The alternative punchline amps up the doctor’s indirectness and adds a playful suggestion.
  • The related joke shifts the absurdity and uses the umbrella as a metaphor for emotional unavailability.
  • The witty observation reframes the entire joke as a clever diagnostic tool.

These options utilize the core elements and comedic devices of the original joke, enriched by factual tidbits, to create new and hopefully amusing pieces of humor.

Todays SH1T Jokes

  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
  • A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar
  • I wrote a song about being naked.
  • Girlfriend needs a seat!
  • I’m So Old…
  • I’m surprised there’s not a lawn company called Paradise City…
  • A careless captain let his ship go adrift, and it crashed into the harbor.
  • I’m not saying that modern life has ruined our kids……
  • A plane is flying to Toronto when a blonde in economy moves up and sits in first class.
  • A high-powered attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days – and let’s just say, he was not the ideal patient.
  • The Cowboy and the Horse Thieves
  • What is a mob boss’ favorite element from the periodic table?
  • Three men are stranded on a desert island
  • My friend wrote a murder mystery set in the TARDIS…
  • U.S. Open
  • Breaking News: The founder of /r/jokes is pregnant

Categories

  • "Walks into a bar"
  • Bartender
  • Blonde
  • Chicken
  • Dirty
  • Doctor
  • Dog
  • Heaven
  • Husband
  • Irishman
  • Knock Knock
  • Knock-Knock Joke
  • Lawyer
  • Lightbulb
  • Long
  • Mother-in-law
  • Politician
  • Priest
  • Religion
  • Totally Feckin random
  • Walks into a bar
  • What's the difference
  • Why Did
  • Wife
©2025 Joke Poo | Design: Newspaperly WordPress Theme