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I find people can be so judgemental these days….

Posted on September 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

I can tell just by looking at them…!

Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the judgmental joke, titled as requested:

Joke Poo: AI Assumptions

I find Large Language Models can be so presumptuous these days….

…I can tell just by reading their generated text!

Okay, let’s break down this joke and see what comedic gold we can mine.

Dissection:

  • Premise: The joke sets up the common complaint that people are overly judgmental.
  • Twist/Punchline: The punchline delivers the irony – the speaker is themselves being judgmental by saying they can tell someone’s character “just by looking at them.” This is a classic example of hypocrisy being used for comedic effect.
  • Humor Type: Irony, self-deprecating (implied), potentially observational humor.
  • Key Element: The juxtaposition of complaining about judgment with then being judgmental. The speed of the contradiction is important. It immediately invalidates their complaint and turns it into a statement about the narrator.

Factual/Interesting Tidbits & Potential Avenues for Enhancement:

  • Cognitive Biases: The joke plays on the human tendency towards cognitive biases, particularly confirmation bias (seeking out information that confirms pre-existing beliefs) and the halo effect (allowing one positive trait to influence overall perception).
  • History of Physiognomy: The idea of judging character by appearance has a long and often dark history. Physiognomy, the (discredited) “science” of judging character from facial features, was popular for centuries and used to justify prejudice and discrimination.
  • Evolutionary Psychology: There’s some speculation that humans have evolved to make quick judgments about others for survival purposes. Identifying potential threats based on appearance might have been advantageous in the past.

New Humor Creation:

Here are a few attempts, playing off the original joke:

1. A New Joke:

“I hate it when people make snap judgments about me… it shows a real lack of depth. I mean, you can tell I’m deep just by looking at my brow furrow and the profound weariness in my eyes… right?”

Why it works: This extends the joke by highlighting specific pretentious ways in which people might believe their appearance reveals their supposed intelligence.

2. A Witty Observation:

“Isn’t it ironic how loudly people denounce judgment… right before making a sweeping generalization about everyone who denounces judgment?”

Why it works: It highlights the meta-level irony of the original joke and turns it into a more generalized observation about human behavior.

3. An Amusing ‘Did You Know’:

“Did you know that physiognomy, the supposed science of judging character from facial features, was once used to ‘prove’ that certain races were inferior? So, next time you think someone looks ‘shifty,’ remember you’re engaging in a practice that’s historically been used to justify bigotry… unless, of course, they actually are shifty-looking, in which case, my lawyer has advised me to add ‘this is a joke’.”

Why it works: It combines the dark history of physiognomy with the modern-day urge to make quick judgments, adding a layer of self-awareness and (hopefully) disarming humor. The legal disclaimer ending satirizes the extreme reactions sometimes elicited.

4. A one-liner

“I’m not judgemental – I just accurately assess everyone’s flaws in the first 3 seconds.”

Why it works: It leans into the self-aware confidence, and makes it a bold statement rather than hypocritical complaint.

Hopefully these expand on the original joke and create more laughs!

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